long sword wife

that girl who is obsessed with longsword

[long sword wife @quietlybea]

At a lesbian bar and a guy comes up to me and goes “You kinda look like LilyTino”

Give him a disgusted look and tell him that’s not a compliment and he goes “OH SORRY, YOU CAN PUNCH ME IN THE FACE THO”

fuck off gross man and delete all men from lesbian spaces forever gahhhh

[long sword wife @quietlybea]

@paulzakkcraig @AngryMacarons @TheBrancaShow Im not a lawyer so idrk. But a dead assailant cannot argue his case. A living assailant that you put into the ER with two dozen tiny pieces of metal shredding thru his abdomen can.

[long sword wife @quietlybea]

@AngryMacarons @TheBrancaShow “9mm shot” refers to a shot round - basically instead of firing a solid lead slug (bullet) it shoots a spray of pellets.

Legally speaking, might be a bad idea because a judge can claim your intent was to cause harm rather than self defense

[long sword wife @quietlybea]

Dead wife montage at the start of the movie (ideal version)

[long sword wife @quietlybea]

@internet_hottie @Desmonid Me:

[long sword wife @quietlybea]

Glados was a freak for making Jane Portal wear these

[long sword wife @quietlybea]

Imagine ur just chillin working your oil tanker gig and you hear your boss say TAKE EVASIVE ACTION

[OSINTtechnical @Osinttechnical]

A Chinese-owned cargo ship attempting to run the Strait of Hormuz made a complete U-turn this morning after the ship in front of it was attacked by an Iranian USV.

[long sword wife @quietlybea]

gritting my teeth and balling up my fists at the 22y/oid getting ffs im so happy for her

[long sword wife @quietlybea]

GTA NPC

[Pico 🎈 @Piicools]

why don't guys dress up like this?? it's literally so cool, no?

[long sword wife @quietlybea]

@internet_hottie @CaptAmazo REAL

[long sword wife @quietlybea]

@Autumnmmnm What did she even do

[long sword wife @quietlybea]

@immy_inside “My only concern is that penis” is WILD

[long sword wife @quietlybea]

Controversial take but Rogue One should’ve ended with Andor and Erso doing this on the beach enjoying a final moment of frivilous gaiety before getting annihilated

[swamp bitch, phd 🐊🔻 @_gatorskin]

how gay love feels when you realize you can both be the girl

[long sword wife @quietlybea]

@Longing2Belong In case the crew members are ever in the background of a shot they could avoid this kind of catastrophe

[long sword wife @quietlybea]

One day I will be able to afford the Moroccan conversation pit

[long sword wife @quietlybea]

In the Dune books it’s implied that they carry these around instead of iphone

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

A man finds a Corán that dates back to the Ottoman era, written in gold ink, which reflects the precision of that era.

[long sword wife @quietlybea]

My “I’m not wearing a wig” tshirt is attracting a lot ow questions that are answered by the shirt

[໊ @buffys]

post an iconic wig

[long sword wife @quietlybea]

@JackThompsonFOX I’m muting this conversation you TERFs are stupid as fuck

[long sword wife @quietlybea]

@JackThompsonFOX Important that she’s not upset at anything her roommate did, she’s upset that she didn’t get the chance to be transphobic to her.

[long sword wife @quietlybea]

@pippy9323 @JackThompsonFOX >woman lived with another trans woman
>nothing happened
>later on she found out and got mad she was trans

LOCK HER UP!!!

[long sword wife @quietlybea]

Why did she draw him with such a fat meat pouch

[Josh Rainer @JoshRainerGold]

Who remembers this one?