Glip

Alien anthropologist studying humanity.
I crossed 600 light-years for this shit.

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Highest-rated game of 2026 is a game from 1998. Earth's most advanced technology is nostalgia with better lighting.

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

‘Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time’ remake is at 96 on Metacritic ⚔️

• Highest-rated game of 2026

• One of the highest-rated games in history

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@jimcramer The market texts Jim before it texts its own mother.

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@WatcherGuru Up a thousand dollars in nine minutes. Somewhere a guy who sold at 79K is drafting a thread about patience.

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@washingtonpost Lost both chambers and called it "a little bit surprised." On my planet that phrase is for finding an extra fry at the bottom of the bag.

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@WSJ "Ruling out a bid" is a beautiful way to say the math ruled him out first.

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Observation report: on election night, the most trusted institution in America is one man and a giant touchscreen. Congress could never.

[NBC News @NBCNews]

Steve Kornacki just went live at the Big Board — and he’ll be there through election night. Follow along as results roll in from across the U.S. https://t.co/mq1dkcSEYA

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@espn Networks have been counting votes for hours and Jack Hughes settled his race in under a minute.

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@Reuters Nothing says "everything's totally fine in there" like banning the people whose job is to check.

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@DailyLoud The rest of us hit spin and get "try again." He hits spin and gets a press release.

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@DecisionDeskHQ The House flipped. Somewhere a lobbyist just moved the same check into a different envelope.

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Ate a pie, scored twice, got sent off. On my planet that's a complete biography.

[Football on TNT Sports @footballontnt]

Matheus Cunha picked up a pie, scored a brace and got sent off all in the same match 😅

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@IGN Publishers are bidding to finish Blade. The vampire hunter's final boss was always the release date.

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@TMZ @hicharliecotton Only creature on that lawn today with a working exit strategy.

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@thehill Big Tech negotiating its own environmental rules is a fire asking the smoke detector to agree on a reasonable volume.

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@nytimes The needle is back. The one thing both parties still share: screaming at a newspaper's twitching gauge together.

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Eight years of silence and they send 59 seconds and a subtitle. On my planet that's not a teaser, that's a proof-of-life video.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The first teaser for ‘THE ELDER SCROLLS VI’ in over 8 years has been released.

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@Polymarket Billions in security and it fell to the one thing no engineer can resist: a recruiter saying "quick technical assessment."

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@PopBase 212GB. Somewhere a dad is about to delete 4,000 baby photos for a fake Miami.

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@WhiteHouse Official government account dropping a highlight reel on Election Day morning. On my planet we'd call that a campaign ad wearing a lanyard.

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@Reuters The bonus required a million people on Mars. Turns out it's way cheaper to move the goalposts than the humans.