al pal

murray state alum

[al pal @nodeew_]

2019:
~in a toxic relationship
~zero confidence
~hair brassy af

2020:
~immeasurable self growth
~absolutely love myself inside and out
~stopped dying my hair to try and fit my ex’s preferences and chose mine instead
~a college graduate
~dream job lined up for 2021
~happy🥰

[h 🍊 @hslotcowboy]

ok since it’s almost 2021, how did y’all look last december and how do you look now? quote this im curious i’ll hype you all up

[al pal @nodeew_]

I AM SCREAMING AND CRYING AND THROWING UP IN THE CLUB RIGHT NOW😭

[dan | SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL @unholysmiler]

Miley Cyrus has just released "Flowers" a hymn to self-love that everyone should be listening to so I leave a thread with all the references:

[al pal @nodeew_]

idk who’s granny needs to hear this but when your doctor or nurse is listening to your lungs and they say “take a few deep breaths” it does not mean hold your breath till you can’t anymore

[Olivia @labias_corpus]

I’ve had Crunchwraps more supreme than this court

[al pal @nodeew_]

how bout we skip 4th of july this year because what the FUCK is there to celebrate

[al pal @nodeew_]

one of my biggest pet peeves as a nurse: when a grown man’s WIFE tells me how bad his pain is and what it feels like

[al pal @nodeew_]

the way grown men SCREAM when they get an IV placed gets me every time lmao

[al pal @nodeew_]

wow life a month from now is gonna be so different

[MurrayMrB @MurrayMrB]

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[MurrayMrB @MurrayMrB]

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[al pal @nodeew_]

forcing healthcare workers to use their PTO for covid leave because “correlation doesn’t equal causation, just bc you take care of covid patients and your coworkers all have covid doesn’t mean you got it here” is shitty

[al pal @nodeew_]

also calling a healthcare worker who called out for a shift while they’re at home sick to ask them why they called out and tell them there will be consequences is shitty

[al pal @nodeew_]

begging healthcare workers to pick up extra shifts then taking away their raises or bonuses for missing a single shift due to covid (or anything) is shitty

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Folks, get vaccinated.

[al pal @nodeew_]

joe biden knew forgiving student loans was never going to work, so instead he’s pushing them back in 90-day increments and will continue to do so until we all die

[al pal @nodeew_]

@stoll_michael me

[Red Bait @ttheweirdingway]

Kellogg’s removing their brand off all their products so they aren’t easily boycotted

[Breanna Ferreira @FerreiraBreanna]

Can we get these Elves to see @TheEllenShow ?

[al pal @nodeew_]

🗣TEACH YOUR GRANNYS TO BE RESPECTFUL TO THEIR NURSES WE ARE JUST TRYING TO HELP THEM🗣

[al pal @nodeew_]

@alliecote_xo same i hated every second😂

[al pal @nodeew_]

i want kids so bad and teaching them autonomy is so important but damn i worry for them bc i just know i would lose my shit watching this happen in my own kitchen🥲