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eating pizza with chopsticks

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But Jesus forgot the chicken wings.

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The one where Chandler uses Amazon Q to buy Monica's Christmas gift.

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The one where Joey makes sperm bank donations to pay for his X account.

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The one where Vladimir Putin pushes Ugly Naked Guy out the window.

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The Tour de France is not Turing complete.

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Behind every great man is a Greek heiress.

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Bruno Mars invented the first Mars rover.

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I just saw Silvio Berlusconi selling roses on I-95.

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This dead Norwegian Blue parrot represents the love of the people for you.

- The Most Reverend & Right Honourable Justin Welby, Lord Archbishop of Canterbury

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Why would I go to a doctor when I have seen every episode of House?

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I just discovered something I like to do. It's called "doing nothing."

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@FrankMikeDavis1 Black Sabbath's Looking for Today
https://t.co/SKmT03iSA6

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@ProjectLincoln Babe was not appropriate here.

https://t.co/vbsKdqsaRh

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In Trump's America, women are not allowed to use their first name. They are either called Babe or Horse Face.

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The one where one of Chandler's VHDL scripts triggers an international collapse of financial markets.

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The one where Joey builds a tree house in Central Park.

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The one where Phoebe accidentally bakes her IUD in a birthday cake for Joey.

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The one where Monica has sex with Chandler's dad.

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Will Smith slaps the President of Silicon Valley Bank.

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The one where Ross asks Joey to pull out the gerbil.

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Mother that can't tell twins apart tattoos names on their foreheads.

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Before it was forced to close in 1988, the Andy Gibb Detective Agency was instrumental in solving thousands of cases.