tyler

I'm a skeleton in space and I have a gun and im not wearing diapers

[tyler @nodiapers]

This is the way love it

[Benjamin Luk @benjaminluk]

This is Zach Cregger’s approach to first drafts as a screenwriter. It’s called “elfing”. He’s right. ✍🏼

[tyler @nodiapers]

Man I’m impressed it only cost 5 dollars to make this unfunny piece of shit.

[Framer 🇱🇹 @Framer_X]

It’s crazy to realize that we’ve reached this point.

What once required a $50,000 budget can now be created in less than an hour for just $5.

No joke. This exact animation cost me just $5.

Breakdown 👇

[tyler @nodiapers]

This dingdong gets to pretend to be an intellectual on the biggest podcast in the world which is hosted by a guy who thinks Bigfoot is real

[Bret Weinstein @BretWeinstein]

I strongly suspect something is trying to rehabilitate Hunter Biden in the public mind. Beware. I could be wrong, of course, but the degree of self awareness seems shocking, and it’s inconsistent with the entire backstory.

[tyler @nodiapers]

Stupidest fuckest opinion lmao

[Teelo @teelokay]

A lot of filmmakers had the same opinion on CGI back in the day.

Now CGI is everywhere and cinema has never been better!

[tyler @nodiapers]

I love when people make up shit they think a movie is about. Backrooms is absolutely a purely aesthetic movie with nothing interesting to say at all lmao fucking idiot

[Tyler is finishing a book, slow to reply @TylerAlterman]

I saw Obsession and Backrooms, two horror films by gen z directors with internet-video origins

Obsession was meh, 100% predictable but ppl seem to connect w the pop psychology premise of "codependency, amiright??"

Backrooms was profound, an exploration of a cosmogonic force that is in fact colonizing our reality through things like AI and standardization, creating eery facsimiles of the things that humans value but with garbled fidelity. When I walked out of the AMC theatre, I realized – with no small terror – that I still hadn't left the backrooms dimension (see photo below)

[tyler @nodiapers]

@dropchris1000 Yeah I wish my movie experience was like this I just had a bunch of teenagers talking the entire time and I quickly realized I’m a get off my lawn old man now

[tyler @nodiapers]

This fucking lizard freak has no business talking about how anyone looks

[Stephen Miller @StephenM]

The Democrats made history in Texas by nominating their first transgender senate candidate.

[tyler @nodiapers]

Haha tofu that’s so gay and not masculine!

I should let the president call my wife an ugly dog and then hold water for him, like a real man.

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

What the hell is he eating?

It’s not BBQ—because Talarico is passionately anti-meat.

Is that a tofu log?

[tyler @nodiapers]

Love this bit

[Jim Norton @JimNorton]

After the Kevin Hart roast, everyone has been asking me to weigh in and comment on Chelsea Handler amd Shane Gillis. I do a deep dive on what happened and roast culture.

[tyler @nodiapers]

@Corona3743 None of that happened though you fucking idiot

[tyler @nodiapers]

The right wing loves Jews everybody knows that!!!

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

Jew hate is open & brazen in the Democrat party.

[tyler @nodiapers]

@Caol_MacCormaic this is the way

[tyler @nodiapers]

@JoelWBerry always a grift with these people

[Joel Berry @JoelWBerry]

@KamalaHarris I’d like to go back to when there were no wars and I could afford groceries plz

[tyler @nodiapers]

Not it’s because AI looks like shit and it makes you lazy and doesn’t take any talent to use.

[Doug TenNapel @DougTenNapel]

It will obviously help people tell stories, which is why the woke left is so insanely against it. I love art, artists, creativity and productivity and Ai was an obvious answer to allowing people with little to no funds get to bring their stories to life in what used to be prohibitively expensive mediums.

[tyler @nodiapers]

@sasimons I think it’s been too long since someone reminded you a woman called you a sex pest and you have to believe every woman

[tyler @nodiapers]

I wasn’t sure but now I know mixtape is dogshit

[Dean Takahashi @deantak]

Mixtape is awesome

[tyler @nodiapers]

Oh he’s legitimitely unwell and he has burned all his bridge, no peers to let him know he’s acting deranged

[Jake Flores 🇵🇸🇲🇽 @feraljokes]

Something you will see a lot right now is "you're melting down, you're obsessed, you're drunk," etc and that's also a trick. The reason people like me go after these people all at once like this is it's because it's when they're weakest. They use armies of gamer gate guys to doxx you and shit normally, but there's too much going on right now. Also if you're going to get harassed you might as well have it all happen at once so you can move on afterwards

[tyler @nodiapers]

Comedy genius mark Normand doing first thought jokes

[mark normand @marknorm]

Smallcox

[tyler @nodiapers]

@feraljokes @TRICROTIC12 @nickmullenfan Yeah a nazi would usually support a Muslim socialist for mayor you fucking has been

[tyler @nodiapers]

@sasimons do you ever write about it anything you actually find funny in comedy or are you just a boring fucking scold who wants be a tattletale Jesus Christ