Rt for a shoutout

hello modelling agency?? yeah my selfie just got 24 favorites I think I’m ready to go pro

IF YOU CANT HANDLE ME AT MY WORST i dont blame u neither can i

tyra banks: 10 beautiful ladies stand before me tyra banks: but i only have nine pictures in my hands tyra banks: and they're all of me

"sad" backwards is das as in das not good u should smile

omg mom calm down its just meth

pool party at my house, bring ur own pool

*wakes up with one sock on* woah crazy night

people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they cant even finish the joke bc they're laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people

why fall in love when you can fall asleep

i dont understand people who make multiple facebook statuses every day like wtf i havent made a facebook status since like world war 2

me: it’s too hot me: *opens window* *in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses*

david guetta feat. the person who sings the whole song

"mom i’ve had it. i’m dropping out" "excuse me" "i’m done with fake bitches. the hw. all of it. done" "ur in 2nd grade" "no one gets me"

this girl on jeremy kyle sounds pocessessed

i hate when im ignoring someone but they dont text me or anything so they dont even know that i’m ignoring them

wearing an oversized shirt and no pants is probably the most comfortable thing in life

I need Pretty Little Liars to come back on, I have nothing to look forward to.