Scord⭕️

Assistant to the Assistant Commissioner of my Fantasy Football League/FFL Champions 2018&2019

[Rep. Jim McGovern @RepMcGovern]

“We do a Watergate twice a day” is a crazy way to confess your own corruption…

[Olivia Dunne @livvydunne]

Just give him the Oscar

[SHEETZ @sheetz]

Paul Skenes' new pitch may be his best yet. The Big Glizzy has entered the lineup at Sheetz. Available now!

[Foul Territory @FoulTerritoryTV]

The Pirates broadcast recreated the Masters intro perfectly. ⛳️

(H/T: @PlatinumKey13)

[Scord⭕️ @nodrocs]

Maga’s jester for the last 12 years is saying maga is full of dorks, as if we’ll forget his role in all of this. The dork of dorks. The fool of fools. The most unintelligent of them all. Take a bow Joe.

[The American Conservative @amconmag]

Joe Rogan says there are “a lot of dorks” in MAGA:

“That phrase sucks. America is great. Make America greater? I’m down. But MAGA, and then it becomes a movement of a bunch of dorks? A lot of them are these really weird, f-cking uninteresting, unintelligent people.”

[Matt @iamnotmattt]

If Venezuela holds on to beat the US, they should be allowed to kidnap our president. It’s only fair.

Please.

[Scord⭕️ @nodrocs]

Historically studies have shown that stupid people are generally happier than intelligent people. So you do the math…if you can

[EDOSE✨ @iam_biglad1]

Conservatives are generally happier than liberals. Why? Because we actually have foundation and family values.

[Scord⭕️ @nodrocs]

@mikegolicjr

[Sports on Prime Canada @SportsOnPrimeCA]

Teammates for 20 seasons and still learning something new. 🤯

[Scord⭕️ @nodrocs]

@BarstoolChief Perfect analogy. The cowboys haven’t won anything in my lifetime either.

[Scord⭕️ @nodrocs]

@jackmac Weren’t you just begging for someone to put you in contact with the trump administration to save gambling? But a guy who wore some gloves five years ago can’t help NYC? Jack Mac on an all time heater if you’re a dummy this week

[Owen Zhao @Riverboat_Ross]

The only Big Beautiful Bill I’ll ever care about

[Scord⭕️ @nodrocs]

@jackmac @Catz373543Catz It’s literally MAGA people that coined the phrase “shut up and dribble.” You people are so daft.

[Scord⭕️ @nodrocs]

@lisamurkowski You people are in complete fucking control. You shouldn’t be putting forth and voting on a bill you believe to be bad. There’s no excuse. You’re not a victim, just a coward.

[Scord⭕️ @nodrocs]

“Nukes reporter.” He actually dodged the question with the tact of a sixth grader

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 PETE HEGSETH NUKES REPORTER

REPORTER: "Why did you select an underqualified retired lieutenant general to be the next Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff?"

SECDEF HEGSETH: "I'm going to choose to reject your unqualified question. Who's next?"

[Scord⭕️ @nodrocs]

Oh cool another executive order that is overreaching his powers, has no standing, and is a complete waste of time bc it doesn’t do anything for anyone except his own ego. Sounds like something he’d do. Good call Shawn

[Shawn Farash @Shawn_Farash]

If this is true and the Eagles are not going to accept an invite to the White House from Trump, Trump should sign an EO saying this year's Superbowl didn't count

[jagercrombie @Jertriot]

3 times in the last 4 games Texas has committed textbook targeting…

3 times it could have cost Texas a playoff spot

All 3 overturned.

We don’t care about player safety we care about TV ratings, fine but be transparent about it.

[Scord⭕️ @nodrocs]

@armdog @ryanwhitney6 @BizNasty2point0 was a little star struck sitting at the next table but I appreciated the kindness from Biz when I got caught staring at dinner tonight 😅. But as a life long Pens fan, I’ve got nothing but love and admiration for the boys.

[Scord⭕️ @nodrocs]

@CFBRep Why is everyone mad about “bad games” in the first round and still mad about good games in the second round? Wtf do you want?

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

1. Oregon
2. Georgia
3. Boise State
4. Arizona State

5. Penn State
12. SMU

6. Texas
11. Clemson

7. Notre Dame
10. Indiana

8. Ohio State
9. Tennessee

This is the correct seed list. ✅