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「FICTION」 俺の一番好きな罪、当ててみろ。

[K. @nodueleft]

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[K. @nodueleft]

@SRIKANDIAGNI Exactly. Me, the couch, and peace—until further notice.

How about you, Agni? How’s your weekend so far?

[K. @nodueleft]

@HOSHlON Great. I’ll go polish my stress ball in advance then, Hime-sama.

[K. @nodueleft]

How is that considered as a quick lunch, though? Can you even finish it in a quick go?

Anyway, good luck on the meeting!

[𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐒𝐔𝐋𝐈 @memoarayu]

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[K. @nodueleft]

@fairlvv Gotcha, I’ll go for that then. Thank you, once again!

[K. @nodueleft]

@puanrekayasa Sure, go for it—and for the record, I am nowhere near with being shy.

[K. @nodueleft]

Buku, ya?

Kau mau membacakan cerita… kau yakin bisa membuat saya betah mendengarkannya? @puanrekayasa

[Lembayung Madhava. @bleedignheart]

@TamagoPost ⠀
Pra — 1999
Aku lagi baca buku! Mau kubacakan?
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[K. @nodueleft]

@memoarayu Kelingking… apa? Kenapa gajah?

But fine—I’ll take it. I’m never the kind to break any promises, don’t worry.

[K. @nodueleft]

Banyak pilihan, ya?

Baiklah, kejutan saya. Pilih satu versi yang menurut kamu… paling berisiko untuk saya dengar. @memoarayu

[𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐒𝐔𝐋𝐈 @memoarayu]

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M, 1995. Aku punya banyak cerita yang bisa aku ceritakan. Kamu mau versi yang mana?
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[K. @nodueleft]

@dombahugo Believe it? Not entirely. But I won’t rule it out either.

I mean, history itself is full of strange footnotes… so, maybe Garut just happens to own one of them. Where did you even find this kind of information anyway?

[K. @nodueleft]

Hitler… in Garut? That’s a new one. What’s next—Napoleon in Bandung?

Alright, Hugo, you’ve got my attention. Explain. @dombahugo

[BIRUL ALWY. @berealallway]

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Did you know there’s a long-standing myth in Indonesia that Hitler is buried in Garut?
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[K. @nodueleft]

@allthatmay Aw, you’re flattered, huh? Careful—you’ll ruin my cold, heartless reputation.

Red, white… or should we skip the foreplay and dive straight into absinthe and questionable life choices?

[K. @nodueleft]

Campus bar ban? Not bad.

I once got blacklisted from a jazz lounge in Tokyo—long story, and had a different kind of “creative interpretation.”

Your move again. @allthatmay

[K. @nodueleft]

@puanrekayasa I—I’m going to pretend I didn’t hear that as well. Although, I do have a cat, punya dua.

Coba, buku apa yang memang sedang kamu baca akhir-akhir ini? Itu saja.

[K. @nodueleft]

@Cendakarsa Reasonable enough… though I’m not sure if that makes me feel safer or more uneasy.

And as for becoming a tumbal… I take it that’s the part where I should politely decline any green shirts near that beach?

[K. @nodueleft]

I in fact, didn’t know that. A beach that forbids green… that’s… interesting. Is it a warning, or just a mere superstition?

Do tell me—do you take parts in believing such things though? @Cendakarsa

[DIAJENG, ADYAKSA. @Cendakarsa]

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D, 1997.
Did you know that in Indonesia, there’s a beach where visitors aren’t allowed to wear green clothes when they go there?

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[K. @nodueleft]

@hzisap Are you talking about the kitty… or, me?

[K. @nodueleft]

今、何が起きてるのか全く分からないんだけど。

[K. @nodueleft]

@fairlvv Now, if we’re talking about Java’s food—what’s your recommendation that I could go for?

[K. @nodueleft]

Feels like this weekend’s gonna be a peaceful one.

[K. @nodueleft]

@Cendakarsa Half warning, half fairy tale, huh… Guess I’ll take the warning first. Always good to know what I’m getting myself into—myth can wait. Unless, of course, you think I’d run from it.

[K. @nodueleft]

@selahayu Oof, cocky aren’t you? I’ll take scary then—funny can wait. Let’s see if your ‘no refunds’ policy holds up.

[K. @nodueleft]

A story worth hearing and a smile worth staying for… sounds like you’re overselling, Delilah.

But I’ll take the risk. Let’s hear it. @selahayu

[EMILY SOLÈNE @selahayu]

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Delilah, 1996. I may not cure boredom for good, but I’ve been told I’m pretty great at keeping it distracted with a story worth hearing and a smile worth staying for. Want to hear one?

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[K. @nodueleft]

@fairlvv Ah, thanks for the tip, Asha. I’ll keep that in mind—will they have Mie Aceh in there?

[K. @nodueleft]

@memoarayu Tapi tidak semua yang berisiko itu rahasia, kan? Dan sejauh ini—rahasia orang lain selalu aman di saya, bahkan yang paling kotor sekalipun.

Panggil saya Keiji saja. Biasanya itu sudah cukup.

[K. @nodueleft]

@ripensoul_V Kalau bekas idol dan public figure, itu wajar… hampir bisa ditebak. Tapi orang random? That’s… ridiculous. Agak berlebihan malah.

Baiklah… walau saya yakin saya akan menyesal, sudah terlanjur penasaran. Jadi, apa isi paketnya?

[K. @nodueleft]

1,000 people?! Makes me wonder if it’s curiosity or desperation that makes it sells out faster.

Now, tell me—kau salah satu yang ikut menonton kejadian itu terjadi… atau justru yang menjual? @ripensoul_V

[Kanra | Chrome @ripensoul_V]

@TamagoPost Pada tahun 2019 ... atau 2020, ada 1000 orang berbondong-bondong membeli pantsu bekas pakai secara online.

[K. @nodueleft]

@dombahugo Wild… is one way to put it.
A man with Hitler’s face, living quietly in Garut, married, and converted? That sounds less like history, more like the plot of a bad noir film.

Do you actually believe those stuff, Hugo? Or simply just enjoying how ridiculous it sounds?