Noel Cummins

[ً @ImAVeteran_]

I’ll be like “I needed that laugh” and it’ll be something I said

[Riċ @ricblurs]

chilling at about 96 thoughts per minute

[feral stardust @celestialxsigh]

Sorry kids for having you so late mommy was busy going out to dinner all the time…mommy was obsessed with having small plates with her friends

[Luis Allfadir @allfadirluis]

mis papás a mi edad ya estaban casados y yo hoy traje mi squishy al trabajo

[señorita @NOToggp]

#NotAllWomen

[KILLER MEG (Interdimensional entity..) @horse_feedbag]

Can’t stand this hoe she refuses to pee in the backyard if the grass isn’t cut to her liking

[meow @tinycatbigmeow]

men aren’t people

[👻 @pinkyfemme]

it’s weird when people say that we started hating men bc it’s trendy
i personally started hating men at the ripe age of 8

[bailey ☆ ★ @couldawentpro]

tits or ass? nah bro… her christmas spirit

[✨spooky kelsey✨ @ksullzz]

i cant keep reading news about evil men its depressing and nauseating and none of them are held accountable

[arlene🪩 @arlenesdaydream]

how it feels to take the first sip of a crispy cold can of coke

[g @34rths]

Some of the music I listen to is straight up bad. This is my truth sorry

[rjay @rnxwave]

notice how carrot cake hasn’t been recalled

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

FUN FACT: Mitch McConnell has been on paid medical leave for 51 days now. That's over 7 weeks.

This is a week longer than the 6 weeks of maternity leave that women in the US are not guaranteed after giving birth.

[🦂 @dejaaura]

if u coming to my birthday sleepover bring twerk shorts

[jude bellingham fanpage @addictionjude]

jude bellingham is the greatest thing to happen to england since one direction.