Games night in the orangery tonight. Botony and I prefer Trivial Pursuit, but her boyfriend Lee has barely mastered Snakes and Ladders. Mother likes chess, but only if she can play with black.
A lovely peaceful morning in the Gaunt (rented) household. Stepdaddy is in the spare room, watching The World At War, cheering on the Natzeees at Stalingrad, while mother is getting banged senseless by DaddyπΉ in the orangery.
My stepfather @jongaunt. He also made me proof read his autobiography where he talks about masturbating into a black bra. Thank fuck heβs no blood relative of mine.