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Netizen, 25+ 🧙‍♀️ (貴腐人) (腐女, 单身狗) Aspengeric. Fandom life mostly🎗

[sadie @goskiz0]

Oh my god it’s happening

[Markoos @Markoos88]

My wife has been homeschooling me in economics so I can become her personal assistant and work from home. I'm in constant awe of her superior intellect. I now understand why the Prophet said men are deficient in intelligence and why our testimony is worth half that of women's 🥹

[Restore The Empire @empire_res66190]

Islam is cancer.

[, @Zvbear]

This is how I find out 7 hours is sleep deprived

[mousie @mousiechu]

lingerie is much more erotic than full nudity

[Ezgi 👩🏻‍💻 @ezgicodes]

Nothing more attractive than a modest man.

[Hüseyin Karakurt @vekilkarakurt]

80 yıl boyunca her yıl 120 gün ve günde 24 saat 12.000 btu bir klimayı çalıştırırsanız ömrünüz boyunca doğaya yaptığınız co2 salınımı 100 ton olacaktır.

bir süperyat haftada 109 ton
bir özel jet yılda 810 ton
co2 salınımı yapar.

yani ömrünüz boyunca yazları terleyerek geçirirken bir milyardar sadece bir haftada sizin ömrünüz boyunca kaçındığınız zararı doğaya verebiliyor.

[kaarolzx @kaarolzx]

O MAIOR EXPOSED DO ANO E NINGUÉM TÁ FALANDO SOBRE…

Simplesmente usuários do Reddit expuseram que a empresa Amazon e o Vinted estão permitindo anúncios de crianças à venda de forma velada.

Os ped*filos usam da seguinte estratégia: anunciam brinquedos, ursos, bonecas e roupas de bebês com preços absurdamente caros que não condizem com o valor do produto, e na descrição, colocam as características da criança.

Na descrição, colocam informações como “prematuro”, idade, cor dos olhos e cabelo, quantos kg pesa, altura e gênero.

A plataforma Amazon está apagando comentários que falam sobre essa situação e o Vinted limitou os comentários de todas as redes sociais, não deixando ninguém comentar.

Quem for pesquisar sobre isso no tiktok, verá que todos os usuários que expuseram essa nojeira alcançando milhões de views estão tendo seus vídeos banidos da plataforma.

[Anna @knalltueten_ag1]

Mein Mann und meine Söhne sind wertvoller als ein Smartphone, so wertvoll wie ein Tablet.

Um sie vor wolllüstigen Blicken anderer Frauen und Mädchen zu schützen und unsere Familienehre zu bewahren, haben wir, also ich, entschieden, dass sie sich nun immer bedecken müssen.

Respektiert das.

[Katrina (大王）🇺🇸🇨🇳🇲🇽 @zapatas_mom]

Unfortunately, this is true. Women who choose to opt out of this hook up culture style dating will simply …not be able to get bfs. TRUST ME 😅.
This is also precisely why women are opting out. It’s not because “muh chad pumped and dumped” it’s because the average man will not commit before sex and women, by and large, want commitment prior to sex.

[yuesue @yue5ue]

女は男と違って心身ともにリスクが大きすぎるんだから、セックスを興味本位でやるのはやめたほうがいいと思うんだよな。
あれは所詮繁殖行為だよ。
繁殖行為を娯楽化したり「愛の究極」的な立ち位置にして都合が良いのは圧倒的に男なんだから、女がそれに乗っかる必要ない。
女、自分を大切にして。

[kaz ‧₊˚ 🍉 @horrorfication]

i feel like M rated is like the whimsical & artistically shot sex scenes you'd find in an 18 rated cinema release movie. E is pornhub levels of graphic, close up on the hole, full length sex with no cuts.

[Kam @PatsKam]

When I was “plus sized” I was never jealous of the skinny girls. I was jealous of the other plus sized girls who had no double chin & a flat tummy somehow.

[Lisa @lisavsworld]

Always hilarious to me that nations are so stupid to target women in fertility campaigns. Women don't want children unless she has a suitable man. Why are you targeting women? Target men. Give them incentives to level up and get married. Child birth is a risk to woman offset by a stable marriage. Marriage is a risk to men unless you can offset it with some form of security. So make it easier for those men to feel secure. And then shame them for not settling down.

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

my fav sex position is actually when i have feelings for someone and they have the same feelings for me too

[Mustafa @Sufi495]

فتاة من أفغانستان تُصوّر لمتابعيها كيف تشاهد العالم من خلال الخـرقة التي تُسمّى البرقع الأفغاني ، والتي تُجبر على ارتدائها

[ali 𑣲 @ibuprofenbarbii]

"He's a growing boy, he needs to eat" vs "She eats so much, she's gonna be fat"

[Dr. Maalouf ‏ @realMaalouf]

Switzerland has banned the niqab and burqa, and refuses to recognize Islam as a religion.

Should more countries follow Switzerland’s lead?

[Rachana @rachanananana]

Why do men fantasize about being an average girl… this is literally not how the world works at all

Talk to a woman irl. Also anything women are offered for “free” is usually not, and women don’t want to hang out with old men for free stuff.