There is an international standard for how to make tea (ISO 3103).
Ireland objected to the protocol on 'technical grounds' as it didn't include the step of warming the pot.
Dogshit - Very poor quality
Bullshit - Not true
Horseshit - Nonsense
Apeshit - Rambunctious
Batshit - Insane
This is an excellent feature of English that we should continue building upon.