Noodle Witt

[Noodle Witt @noellewitt]

People who have sexy solo shots of themselves for a phone background…

[Noodle Witt @noellewitt]

Thank god it’s beavers is right

[Noodle Witt @noellewitt]

Don’t know how but I must have selected I’m only interested in receiving beaver content and that’s been my IG and FB feed ever since

[Noodle Witt @noellewitt]

SNL ‘fit inspo this weekend

[Noodle Witt @noellewitt]

The kid who loved correcting the teacher is the coworker who asks if the deck will be shared after the call

[Noodle Witt @noellewitt]

Which agency is behind Cube Smart’s exterior branding? Put me in touch

[Emerson Collins @ActuallyEmerson]

@jakethornton 1 Dalmatian

[Noodle Witt @noellewitt]

Humbling is the realization that no one on the train wants to sit next to you either

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

me all me at 3am
day looking at clothes

[Aidan @aidanthereup]

he really thought the producers were gonna edit that out i'm cryingggg

[Sean Holloway @CoolSeanDotCom]

Is it just me or does this jerky look like it should be on the New York Times bestsellers list

[Noodle Witt @noellewitt]

I feel like I’ve tweeted about this before but email culture is so weird. When does someone decide they’re going to start signing, “xx N” like just say Noelle ugh no one calls you N in real life

[Kushaan @kushaanshah]

Found a Linkedin viral post generator and it's already my favorite part of the week lol

https://t.co/4AOHlgZOsC

[Sean Holloway @CoolSeanDotCom]

Preparing some anecdotes about hair to get my barber to like me

[It's Memes™ @Memesdotjpg]

Become ungovernable

[jame @kloogans]

writers love saying things like "he had a toothy grin" what is a toothy grin. just making shit up. "he walked feetily into the kitchen" that's how you sound