Noël

🥂

[miyahonmarz @miyahonmars]

my mom got the nerve to ask me abt grandkids like im not planning 2 international trips rn…girl MOVE!!!!!

[Ok So Boom @fromabovewithin]

Gm twitter clocking in for todays shift on the tl

[Noël @noelnw]

Spicy drinks make me so mad omg

[︎︎ s @saeioura]

i could never be a gambler i just spent money on pastries that weren’t even that good and my chest started to hurt

[Wakandantechsupport @SkylerB97]

Mid budget Black comedies that didn't feel like they were trying to explain Black culture to white people>>>

[Seahawks Fan @ChrisFiexen]

Sports broadcasting camp might have the most autism per capita on planet earth

[The Third King 👑 @thirdking0208]

I’m always happy when a car tries to go around me, gets stuck in the middle lane, and simultaneously realizes I wasn’t the one holding up the fast lane.

[Allie ✞ @allie__voss]

I’m constantly telling myself “No one notices the small weird things I do!!!” and then I come on this website full of people doing exactly that

[Turtle @3ToedBoxTurtle]

Stop being a bitch.

[Dr. Allison Wiltz @queenie4rmnola]

This is what it feels like watching some of you celebrate America’s 250th anniversary.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

If you own a restaurant, I am begging you to have your menu on your website. Do not force people to start an online order just to view it. I just want to know if you serve queso. I shouldn’t have to select a location, pickup time, and my astrological sign just to find out.

[DP 🐐 @AyoVanta_]

At this rate, all y’all flyers look the same. We don’t know if you’re selling food, promoting a party, or doing taxes. 😭

[Cozy @cosyposter]

I knew it😏

[LEN @jaaayLENo]

Lmao it really is just like this

[M.Y.M.Y. @Baesicc_21]

@AVenusianVirgo Chipotle needs to use measuring cups for consistency and I feel like this should be a class action law suit.

[El Programador Senior @5eniorDeveloper]

Esta es la mejor manera de ver el mundial!

[la bella vita @drugproblem]

She’s so performative it’s unreal. Pretended to be bisexual when it was trendy among pop stars, pretended to be woke when progressive politics were popular, now she’s pretending to be conservative and religious because MAGA is profitable. She’s really a whole loser

[l feII in Dior @LIRIO_AG]

“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.

[Kapt'n Krunch 🛠️⚓ @KaptainKrunch97]

the existence of TSA Agents in Paw Patrol implies that 9/11 happened in the Paw Patrol universe therefore confirming the existence of Paw-Qaeda

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

I think they should let the goalie wear the same jersey as his friends :(