CLOSE UP MAGICIANS. Go and watch Saltburn on Netflix. It’s a great film but be warned, it’s triggering. I think I’ve done magic for that family before. Lots of gratuitous shots of student balls with long tables and mental rich people parties.
Gutted. I left the lid open on my ice cream and a horse came in and ate the lot. Now my girlfriend is raging “why didn’t I put the lid on!”
Well, sure, that’s like shutting the Carte D’or after the horse has bolted.
MAGICIANS. My new trick is out! If you buy it from me that makes you a good person and I’ll also include a copy of my 2022 Blackpool lecture notes. Call now, operators are standing by https://t.co/rACudZ0Nwu
Had an amazing time in Edinburgh at the Fringe and only just recovered. Only a few days to go but if you are anywhere near Ed, go see @domjchambers Fake Wizard show. Best magic show I’ve seen in 10 years.