Noel Taylor

Hello, it's nice to be with you. I'm a video maker, you can look at things about that here- (there)

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@elonmusk lol nice try

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You get to direct a big budget movie but there has to be a “funny” Lamaze scene

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Started typing goodwill into yelp, but autopiloted “goodbye”

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Remember when everything wasn’t the worst and everything wasn’t owned by a total psychopath? I don’t.

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@PDX @Jeopardy @mattearoach @James_Holzhauer @AmodioMatt Lololol

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When you like @Jeopardy opposed to sports you don’t have to worry about the general public spoiling who won. I’m watching the final jeopardy masters. Good luck @mattearoach @James_Holzhauer @AmodioMatt

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People on Instagram are like: I need 37 people and a green 1945 refrigerator for a shoot in 35 minutes. DM me.

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For #shopsmall day this year I’m going to not afford to buy from a small shop instead of not afford buying from a big shop. #hero

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Pretending succession is a sequel to Ferris Bueller.

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Waving and saying hi to someone you’re about to meet when you’re 10 feet away is the most psychotic thing we regularly do.

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Whomever decided linen was nice can go die. What about a fabric that doesn’t become an elephant scrotum if you don’t constantly steam it?

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Constantly regretting not having rich parents

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A practical joke show where all the jokes are practical fx, what’s it called?

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Sometimes it’s just like: Shaka. When the walls fell. You know?

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@DannyDeVito might be one of the best directors of our time.

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Got excited cause somebody emailed me from my website. Opened it: It was a design company asking if I wanted help designing my website.

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I wouldn’t be so “out of storage” if you would stop filling my email storage up with emails about how I’m out of storage #google

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I tweeted an angry tweet about @Adobe premiere earlier and @Twitter deleted it. Basically I was whinging about their stupid titles, and all the weird garbage with the legacy titles, sigh, basically just being a brat, it’s a pretty good program but yeah, fuck you twitter.

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@Adobe premiere. Will you get your sodding titles in order you absolute psychos. Thanks.

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I’ve never in my life found something as funny as strangers sitting outside of restaurants thinks is funny.