kale

the summit is for the ego; the climb is always for the soul.

movement player

[kale @noesblead]

since Hytale's original 2018 announcement I've:
- started high school
- coached T2 OW
- finished high school
- moved out
- got a cat
- started college
- got a compTIA+
- moved again. they took the cat
- finished college (without using AI)
- moved again but i farm and hunt IRL now

[kale @noesblead]

poor viper

[kale @noesblead]

i mean is this tuff or not

[✞ 𝕬𝖗𝖙 ✞ @art_is_found]

15 years ago today we lost Zyzz, arguably the first ever fitness influencer in the online age. the best part about zyzz was he was fun, free, and he had charisma. current looksmaxxers and gym influencers are boring and stale.

the aesthetics, the attitude, the music, the belief that you could completely transform yourself. he changed gym culture forever.

RIP to the GOAT

[kale @noesblead]

@marshmarigold sudbury has no smoke because it is a hellhole 1000ft deep i lived there for 22 years

[kale @noesblead]

Address Me

[kale @noesblead]

after 11 years.. finally. mastery rank 30. just in time for tennocon 2026

#warframe

[kale @noesblead]

July 10: Palworld 1.0
July 11: Tennocon 2026
September 9th: Valheim 1.0
October 15th: Enshrouded 1.0
November 19th: GTA 6

i mean.. can this get any better

[O2 Chantal | ObsSojourn @ObsSojourn]

While this looks like trolling, it's actually a 900 IQ play from Lukemino. His team dies, he stalls the cart for ~3 sec before going under, then he manages to stall the cart for an additional ~11 sec after the cart turns the corner. His team is getting held at spawn so it is allowing them more time to group up.

Sadly, they weren't able to turn the tide of the fight despite his stalling efforts.

[kale @noesblead]

happy canada day

[kale @noesblead]

rank 1 cat

#overwatch

[kale @noesblead]

there seems to be so much private dirt in the overwatch community. only a fraction of it is public. the more i got to know people the less i wanted to stay. it’s bad.

[kale @noesblead]

regardless of this horrible information i have some tea with metro. he sexted my ex while we were dating and metro was in a relationship in 2021. had no idea until she flaunted it to me randomly after we had split up.

[sdbnfgbnsbfm @sdbnfgbnsbfm]

If you also have a similar experience with @/Metro_DL and wish to share it, please reach out to us on Twitter.

https://t.co/g6yVUTvw7l

[kale @noesblead]

this is the best album of all time.

[kale @noesblead]

i don’t judge what people spend money on but man, you can tell when cars are purchased as a flaunt of wealth rather than an appreciation of art

[kale @noesblead]

@TmMudda thats a really big peanut butter

mudda my goat

[kale @noesblead]

my best flick is a teamkill

[kale @noesblead]

creating a mouse graveyard

[kale @noesblead]

@d_linkski they’re great. amazing customer service too, after the 970 and the two posters that came in the box i decided i was loyal