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I hate coleslaw

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what flavor is bubblegum?

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getting my aura cleansed by an e girl and she’s using a sage geek bar

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entering my dgaf era (finally watching hitch)

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emergency vet be like give me $27000 or your cat will explode. also he might be fine

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this goat looks like james macavoy

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tangled in my fitted sheet and can’t find the exit. you wouldn’t believe the things I’m seeing in here

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Cocaine got me licking places I wouldn’t go with a sponge.

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wait are seriously none of y’all using the little pocket on the front of your underwears

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For sale, stripper shoes, never worn.

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This economy sucks I work full time and I can barely afford groceries and to do coke every day

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mixologist working at a craft cocktail bar pushing a penny farthing ice cart

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Big fan of 23 & me (me drinking a dr. pepper)

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When it comes to the whites hard R is tradition, soft R is cultural appropriation.

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@mattybtweets69 just vibing with the autistic guy sitting next to him clapping and cheering

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You’re in his dms, I’m in his dms at the bar and my phone is on 3%

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Weener should be spelled with three e’s

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and the notches on his banana numbered one and ninety eight more
one and ninety eight more

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This is definitely my circus, but I don’t recognize any of these monkeys.

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i bet being harped feels fucking amazing. lucky fuckin harps

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I like songs