alan

moved to aldrich.bsky

[alan @noflashlight]

s/o to @jeauyce for the self-portrait commission 🤗🫂

[alan @noflashlight]

no but literally

[CONTRACTUALLY BLONDE EP OUT NOW @reverendmoney]

My 2025 resolutions are to have more sex and do more drugs . And try to pick up smoking

[alan @noflashlight]

vacillator is the song of the year maybe song of the decade lol

[alan @noflashlight]

bf loves my broccoli hair but i am Not Fond of it because it’s giving midwest m*rk zuck*rberg

[フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @NorthernIion_LP]

the BM meta in cine2nerdle is crazy

[alan @noflashlight]

the girls are calling ethel cain Slow Core

[alan @noflashlight]

japan cultural craze is so 2013 now we want CHINA perhaps Tibet

[alan @noflashlight]

aka “now how do we make money again lol”

[Geoff Keighley @geoffkeighley]

Ubisoft today confirmed that “leading advisors” have been hired to look at “transformational strategic and capitalistic options to extract the best value for stakeholders.”

[alan @noflashlight]

@juxtopposed it not being tweetbot

[alan @noflashlight]

excellent bit

[Jim Drunkenmeyer @jimdrunknmiller]

pretending like i’m bleeding out

[alan @noflashlight]

high st being an express stop is just greedy

[alan @noflashlight]

@Jiz my goat

[alan @noflashlight]

@nikitabier @realspitfire do you know their twitter account

[alan @noflashlight]

hanging out with a hells kitchen gay (read also: going to animal) once every three weeks revitalizes my spirit

[alan @noflashlight]

eating carrots like bugs bunny

[alan @noflashlight]

everytime someone falls for the bait online i feel like this

[alan @noflashlight]

what an insane movie the substance is oh my god

[alan @noflashlight]

listening to boygenius for the first time

[alan @noflashlight]

@StarlightAPM @Wise teach me the ways cat

[alan @noflashlight]

me speaking to the lawyers in august