I should write a story about Lagos Island street/roadside parties.
That's where you'll see Iya Mulika and her "Progressive Women's Association of Nigeria" . . . Dressed in Baby Lace, gold jewellery, black sunshades, Turali perfume, and possibly a bleached skin to match.
Then Arogunjo and his "Olowolaiyemo Exclusive Band" will be doing a cover of one of Ayinla's classics, somewhere in the background.
Some 93.7 degrees to Iya Mulika's left, you'd find Abeni Alaso, sitting stockishly, and squeezing her round, sweaty face like the back of a yam.
Why?
Well, rumour has it that at the last Progressive Women's meeting, Abeni Alaso's Aso Ebi recommendations were strategically ignored, courtesy of Iya Mulika's feet kissers.
Such disrespect for the community wardrobe consultant. Me sef, I can imagine.
E pain am.
Do you want me to continue the Lagos Island story?
-- Emmanuel Umoru
#Emmanuel_C_Umoru
Please, credit me where necessary. Don't steal my stories.
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@OgbeniDipo Dipo, you know what you're doing. This isn't about spreading fake news to cause public hysteria, and you know it!
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