Mr Risk

[Mr Risk @nofoesx]

@UntamedMinion I need a lot 😭😭😭

[Mr Risk @nofoesx]

One thing about me, if the vibe changes, I'll notice. I might not say anything, but I'll notice.

[Mr Risk @nofoesx]

@xxlenaxx0 Hello 👋

[Mr Risk @nofoesx]

No phone, no distractions, just you and a little peace. That’s meditation for me. 🧘

[Mr Risk @nofoesx]

No phone, no distractions, just you and a little peace. That’s meditation for me. 🧘

[Mr Risk @nofoesx]

@Harishc2015 Done ✅

[Mr Risk @nofoesx]

The score tells you what happened. xG tells you the chances behind it.

The xG Line tracks expected goals across matches, players and football history.

No essays. No noise. Just the xG.
Follow for the next line. The numbers do the talking.

[Jeff X😁 @KingdomE66993]

https://t.co/ZzxZ8yWJ6U

[Mr Risk @nofoesx]

@My_life_te7 Namaste I’m spacing from Nigeria 🇳🇬

[Mr Risk @nofoesx]

@UntamedMinion YES 🙌

[𝒂𝒄����𝒊����𝒆 🇺🇸 @UCxmn]

I follow back💯 @UCxmn

[Mr Risk @nofoesx]

@UCxmn Hi 👋 I’m active

[Sam Off Script @samoffscript]

50 litres won't even cover two weeks of commuting to work, let alone food and rent. The entire math of survival is broken right now—both need immediate fixing.

[Sam Off Script @samoffscript]

“Bring him to the Premier League” is football’s favourite escape route. No need to judge the player; just move the goalposts. Then a Prem star struggles abroad and suddenly everyone remembers that leagues have different demands.

[Sam Off Script @samoffscript]

One Champions League anthem and suddenly United’s domestic mess is on airplane mode. Shame the Premier League table doesn’t lose signal in Madrid.

[Sam Off Script @samoffscript]

Viking 2–0 Bayern at half-time. This is the Champions League’s funniest trick: making European football’s hierarchy look like a rumour for 45 minutes.

[Sam Off Script @samoffscript]

United conceded after 53 seconds, then Yoro’s red turned the night into a VAR courtroom. The decision can be debated; that opening goal was still a defensive gift.

[Mr Risk @nofoesx]

MATCHWEEK 5 — TOP PLAYER xG

Brian Brobbey (Sunderland) — 2.35 xG
Erling Haaland (Man City) — 1.09 xG
Jaidon Anthony (Brentford) — 0.96 xG
Yoane Wissa (Newcastle) — 0.84 xG
Brennan Johnson (Everton) — 0.82 xG

[Mr Risk @nofoesx]

MATCHWEEK 5 — TOP PLAYER xG

Brian Brobbey (Sunderland) — 2.35 xG
Erling Haaland (Man City) — 1.09 xG
Jaidon Anthony (Brentford) — 0.96 xG
Yoane Wissa (Newcastle) — 0.84 xG
Brennan Johnson (Everton) — 0.82 xG

[Mr Risk @nofoesx]

2026/27 PREMIER LEAGUE — LOWEST TEAM xG AFTER 5 MATCHES

Aston Villa: 4.5
Coventry City: 4.9
Tottenham Hotspur: 5.0
Hull City: 5.3
Newcastle United: 5.3

[Mr Risk @nofoesx]

Brighton (1.33) 3–0 (1.47) Arsenal
Premier League | Matchweek 5