Henry Messinger

hey alright

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Human larva in lobby won't stop screaming like banshee until sated with sugary treat

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"Yah I always feel tempted to eat my hair custard cause it smells like cookie dough!"

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Aye where the brownies at I'm tired of these wet vegetable cheetos

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Indianola is under construction for 6 months. May God help us all

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Eric has watched over 2 weeks of Survivor (on its 30 something season) in the course of his life.

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Girl in workout clothes at Target crams "food court" hot dog into mouth

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chillin' with Noah eatin snickerdoodle cookies and listening to punk

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What have I done

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#hitchinghardings #kennyandval

[bobby @bobby]

"icarus, not too close to the sun," his father screamed in desperation. "the wax on your wings will melt!" but his words fell on deaf ears.

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I really appreciate how Nick Hetrick hasn't succumbed to the "Dad Jean" curse that plagues so many. Stay hip brother.

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"Bicep curls, hammer curls, cheese curls."

[Gucci Mane @gucci1017]

Get money

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Clay in this p-fit trying to kill me #swolscipleship

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I asked Jenn if we were having chicken wings on the grill for family lunch today and she looked at me and said that sounded gross and crazy

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"We NEED to bring back the sax!" - Pat in reference to today's music

[Gucci Mane @gucci1017]

Made the news and this time it was all good @11AliveNews

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It takes a certain kind of bravery to poop at suzie qs, a kind I don't have honestly

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You guys remember Mountain Dew Voltage? Shit gave me belly aches

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Emma asked if I was throwing "more shade on twitter" but I really just want to be included in her friend memes