Noah G

[Weffrey Jellington @jeffwellz]

Women assume every guys intention towards them is sexual until it’s a new male friend while they’re in a relationship.

[ARROW @phresh_arrow]

Imagine making $70-80k a year in the $5
footlong era.

[Scythian @GermanErwachen]

“Dating” in 2026 is putting yourself through infinity humiliation rituals for a used up whore that hates you

[Kim :) @KDCOLLECTS]

cards look better in binders tbh

[the_ceo @the_ceo99]

Ask a modern WOMAN what a GOOD MAN is and watch her describe an ATM.

[Logan @DiamondSpiderP]

This is like asking if water belongs in swimming pools

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

how misinformation spreads

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

the concept of missing someone who hurt you, but still missing the person they used to be

[Big Tee @societyhatestee]

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep.

[joe 🇱🇧 @hackermanjoe]

important

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

men 3 months after they put a woman first

[yuri @hanyuri167]

i hate getting attached, because wdym you took all day to text back and i still responded immediately?

[Adeeee @Wunmiiberry]

missionary slaps harder when you do it raw and you’re insanely in love.

[𝒥𝑅! @jr_mdg_]

the way your brain will remember every lyric to a song you haven’t heard since 2015 but forget why you walked into a room is crazy fr.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

It’s impossible to overstate how fucking stupid the United States looks on the world stage right now.

[songs that changed history @iconiksongs]

miss you by oliver tree. 🕊️

[Vinicios Betiol @vinicios_betiol]

URGENTE: quem estava no helicóptero que caiu hoje no Rio de Janeiro era o CANTOR E PRODUTOR AMERICANO OLIVER TREE. Todos morreram. Ele é o autor deste hit aqui:

[Rabbit @KrazyRabb1t]

Mt Rushmore of OG Zombie Youtubers