Joe Watkins

Network Artist for The Sketch Effect | I mostly tweet about the church, the Buckeyes, and random things my kids say.

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@emilynclark If compromise is necessary, other options include:

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@emilynclark How are you supposed to declare every year, “That star is crooked!” if you don’t use a star? I can’t imagine.

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@bensternke But he’s going to donate it to fight climate change…a problem that his massive transportation fleet and global supply chain
company barely contributes to at all I’m sure.

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@matttebbe It’s excellence on every level. There’s nothing wasted. Every shot is intentional and impeccably designed to tell a story. The writing is tight, and the acting is brilliant. Even the political scenes are interesting. It’s not relying on assuming being Star Wars is enough.

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@sketchysermons No prob, I got stuck in that trap a while back. It’s an interesting feature if you just need a second monitor, but once you start using the iPad for illustration it’s no good at all.

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@sketchysermons Display settings on your Mac. Click Universal Control… and uncheck the appropriate boxes.

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@HiMyNameIsSeton Why not just eliminate the draft? As long as teams are incentivize to tank in order to get better players they'll do it. It’s a sound strategy for winning if you’re stuck in the middle and every fan base would be down for their team tanking if it meant they got the next unicorn.

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This is a Norman Rockwell painting.

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@emilynclark Hold the phone, did you get Kenny to join Twitter just to live tweet Antiques Roadshow together?

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Every time I wander back to this place I’m introduced to some new, random, dude-bro pastor who’s out here spewing nonsense because they’re afraid they might be made to feel a feeling or sacrifice even the smallest of things.

I don’t need to know these people.

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@emilynclark Duck Lips by Rembrandt

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@emilynclark That guy did a great job editing his response.

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I follow someone on IG who just bought a Goodwill painting and painted ghosts on it for Halloween and I was immediately afraid it could secretly be with $7000

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Look, that “Bebe” might be worth 12 Gs, but it also might be haunted by your great aunt too. #antiquesRoadshow

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French Toast say, be happy everyone!!

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Bases loaded, no outs and the defense is totally comfortable leaving the ENTIRE LEFT SIDE OF FIELD open…and they don’t pay for it.

Modern baseball is stupid.

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I want every @Browns game to end this way until the Haslems are gone.

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@AlbertBreer Not so fast…

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Dang, Tiafoe is so fun to root for, and Carlos Alcarez is as good a young player as I’ve ever seen. Just relentless.

It’s so good I want to get out on a court and hit some balls.

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The tennis at this year’s #USOpen has been so unbelievably good.

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LET’S GO!!!