Also I’m seeing people doing some crazy ass mental gymnastics to convince themselves that Mikey somehow is unaware of his wife’s political stance / doesn’t align himself with her views Baby let’s live in reality ok
We got a takeout order under the name John grumbo today and my coworker and I were laughing sooooo hard about it 😭😭😭 when it was ready I went out into the waiting area and yelled “order for a Mr. Grumbo???” then nearly peed my pants
Flirting with all of my male coworkers after hours in our private 7shifts group chats so that I will never have to take the trash out or touch a dish ever
All those packing peanuts for WHAT because I open the giant fucking box for my 4 items and still get flashbanged by a cloud of glitter dust and now I’m sneezing for 5 minutes straight
I’ve been drinking heavily before bed every night and so I’ve been consistently waking up at like 2:30 am dehydrated as fuck and I’ll grab a zero sugar dr pepper strawberries and cream from my mini fridge and chug it while half asleep and my bedroom is littered with the cans
Because if you start talking to me crazy It will surprise you how quickly you a. Don’t get your food and also don’t get a refund b. become a spectacle of embarrassment because I will yell louder than you and make sure everyone in the restaurant is looking directly at us
Girl at one of my tables wouldn’t stop saying tea after every sentence like I’d drop off a refill for her and she’d say Oh tea thank you and it was like Sooooo hard to not laugh in her face after the 3rd or 4th time