Iris

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[Iris @nogoodfilthy]

Relapsing on mcr. remember how we used to run

[Iris @nogoodfilthy]

@feralhungrygirl Wowwww this goes crazy

[Iris @nogoodfilthy]

@thepinkhour it’s over!!!!!

[Iris @nogoodfilthy]

I regret saying this because now I’m burdened with a heart full of yearning take me back to simpler times I’m sorry I’m sorry

[Iris @nogoodfilthy]

I need a crush soon or i’m going to tweak out like what am I living for right now genuinely

[AL ! comms closed!! @goatfanatic_]

bullet era basement princess #mcr

[Iris @nogoodfilthy]

this is why I’ve always denounced petekey I knew he was never cool enough to be a f@&&ot

[Iris @nogoodfilthy]

main needed this actually. I wasn’t gonna drink tonight but Lindsey is finally free of being the most evil way wife and I’m celebrating

[Iris @nogoodfilthy]

Also I’m seeing people doing some crazy ass mental gymnastics to convince themselves that Mikey somehow is unaware of his wife’s political stance / doesn’t align himself with her views Baby let’s live in reality ok

[Iris @nogoodfilthy]

@ladypimp1234567 U love this pic omg

[Iris @nogoodfilthy]

Idk why it killed me sooooo bad I’m still thinking about it

[Iris @nogoodfilthy]

We got a takeout order under the name John grumbo today and my coworker and I were laughing sooooo hard about it 😭😭😭 when it was ready I went out into the waiting area and yelled “order for a Mr. Grumbo???” then nearly peed my pants

[Iris @nogoodfilthy]

Flirting with all of my male coworkers after hours in our private 7shifts group chats so that I will never have to take the trash out or touch a dish ever

[Iris @nogoodfilthy]

All those packing peanuts for WHAT because I open the giant fucking box for my 4 items and still get flashbanged by a cloud of glitter dust and now I’m sneezing for 5 minutes straight

[Iris @nogoodfilthy]

The way lush packages things for shipping should be legitimately illegal what the fuck am I going to do with these 4 thousand packing peanuts

[Iris @nogoodfilthy]

I need a crush soon or i’m going to tweak out like what am I living for right now genuinely

[Iris @nogoodfilthy]

I’m literally punishing my body like oh you want water that’s too bad Watch this

[Iris @nogoodfilthy]

I’ve been drinking heavily before bed every night and so I’ve been consistently waking up at like 2:30 am dehydrated as fuck and I’ll grab a zero sugar dr pepper strawberries and cream from my mini fridge and chug it while half asleep and my bedroom is littered with the cans

[Iris @nogoodfilthy]

Because if you start talking to me crazy It will surprise you how quickly you a. Don’t get your food and also don’t get a refund b. become a spectacle of embarrassment because I will yell louder than you and make sure everyone in the restaurant is looking directly at us

[Iris @nogoodfilthy]

Got to refuse service on someone today #godsfavorite

[Iris @nogoodfilthy]

Girl at one of my tables wouldn’t stop saying tea after every sentence like I’d drop off a refill for her and she’d say Oh tea thank you and it was like Sooooo hard to not laugh in her face after the 3rd or 4th time