ུ˚❀ 𝙽𝙾𝙷𝙰𝚁𝙰, 𝚁𝙸𝙽

𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘯𝘥, 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘢 𝘴𝘢𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘭 𝘭𝘢𝘮𝘣 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮. — ✎ by honeysuckle — 21+ — 𝐦𝐝𝐧𝐢

[ུ˚❀ 𝙽𝙾𝙷𝙰𝚁𝙰, 𝚁𝙸𝙽 @noharaiiisms]

⠀ ⠀

༑ ࿐ྂ。𝙽𝙾𝙷𝙰𝚁𝙰, 𝚁𝙸𝙽。ུ
𝐊𝐄𝐄𝐏𝐄𝐑 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐄 𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐋𝐒;
。ུ˚❀
〔♡ + ↻〕
#narutorp

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[𝙷𝙰𝚃𝙰𝙺𝙴 𝙺𝙰𝙺𝙰𝚂𝙷𝙸。 @silverrokudaime]

──﹒ ☆꧂ ｡

𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙲𝙾𝙿𝚈𝙲𝙰𝚃 𝙽𝙸𝙽𝙹𝙰

ᴀᴜᴛʜᴏʀᴇᴅ ʙʏ ʟɪᴇᴜᴛᴇɴᴀɴᴛʜᴏɴᴇʏ

#narutorp

⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀─⋞╯

⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ♡﹔↻

[ུ˚❀ 𝙽𝙾𝙷𝙰𝚁𝙰, 𝚁𝙸𝙽 @noharaiiisms]

⠀ ⠀she’ll yawn heavily,
before stretching,
⠀ ⠀and getting comfortable.

[ུ˚❀ 𝙽𝙾𝙷𝙰𝚁𝙰, 𝚁𝙸𝙽 @noharaiiisms]

⠀ ⠀sips her iced tea.
she’s 𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘥.

[ུ˚❀ 𝙽𝙾𝙷𝙰𝚁𝙰, 𝚁𝙸𝙽 @noharaiiisms]

⠀ ⠀ yawns.

stretches.

[ུ˚❀ 𝙽𝙾𝙷𝙰𝚁𝙰, 𝚁𝙸𝙽 @noharaiiisms]

⠀ ⠀you’re as far from normal as they come.

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ 𝓨𝓞𝓦𝓐𝓘 Ω︎ 𝓜𝓞 @PurgatoryWizard]

𝑂𝑟 𝑎 𝑛𝑜𝑟𝑚𝑎𝑙 ℎ𝑢𝑚𝑎𝑛 𝑏𝑒𝑖𝑛𝑔．

[ུ˚❀ 𝙽𝙾𝙷𝙰𝚁𝙰, 𝚁𝙸𝙽 @noharaiiisms]

⠀ ⠀only an alien wouldn’t understand,
the joy of a good book.

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ 𝓨𝓞𝓦𝓐𝓘 Ω︎ 𝓜𝓞 @PurgatoryWizard]

HA, is that the case now ?

[ུ˚❀ 𝙽𝙾𝙷𝙰𝚁𝙰, 𝚁𝙸𝙽 @noharaiiisms]

⠀ ⠀i could’ve told you that.
i’m normal,
⠀ ⠀you’re some kind of alien.

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ 𝓨𝓞𝓦𝓐𝓘 Ω︎ 𝓜𝓞 @PurgatoryWizard]

Eah, not in the kind school I was in baby girl.

We are not the same.

[ུ˚❀ 𝙽𝙾𝙷𝙰𝚁𝙰, 𝚁𝙸𝙽 @noharaiiisms]

⠀ ⠀school’s normally where
the ass kickings happen.

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ 𝓨𝓞𝓦𝓐𝓘 Ω︎ 𝓜𝓞 @PurgatoryWizard]

I was too busy being in school.

[ུ˚❀ 𝙽𝙾𝙷𝙰𝚁𝙰, 𝚁𝙸𝙽 @noharaiiisms]

⠀ ⠀you got your ass kicked a lot
as a kid, huh?

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ 𝓨𝓞𝓦𝓐𝓘 Ω︎ 𝓜𝓞 @PurgatoryWizard]

I have very strong convictions.

Moderation is for cowards.

[ུ˚❀ 𝙽𝙾𝙷𝙰𝚁𝙰, 𝚁𝙸𝙽 @noharaiiisms]

⠀ ⠀hate is a very strong word.

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ 𝓨𝓞𝓦𝓐𝓘 Ω︎ 𝓜𝓞 @PurgatoryWizard]

God I hate you,

But it’s alluring; so I’ll give you that.

[ུ˚❀ 𝙽𝙾𝙷𝙰𝚁𝙰, 𝚁𝙸𝙽 @noharaiiisms]

⠀ ⠀physically impossible but…
keep working on it.
⠀ ⠀maybe you’ll get there some day.

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ 𝓨𝓞𝓦𝓐𝓘 Ω︎ 𝓜𝓞 @PurgatoryWizard]

Listen, I’m working on it.

Not my fault I’m losing chromosomes around you.

[ུ˚❀ 𝙽𝙾𝙷𝙰𝚁𝙰, 𝚁𝙸𝙽 @noharaiiisms]

⠀ ⠀cue eye roll and head shake.

you are terrible at insults.

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ 𝓨𝓞𝓦𝓐𝓘 Ω︎ 𝓜𝓞 @PurgatoryWizard]

I’ve heard of you looking like a clown straight out of innovative clown cosmetology school.

[ུ˚❀ 𝙽𝙾𝙷𝙰𝚁𝙰, 𝚁𝙸𝙽 @noharaiiisms]

⠀ ⠀ever heard of aesthetics?

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ 𝓨𝓞𝓦𝓐𝓘 Ω︎ 𝓜𝓞 @PurgatoryWizard]

YOU,

Think you’re beautiful? You have purple stickers on your face.

[ུ˚❀ 𝙽𝙾𝙷𝙰𝚁𝙰, 𝚁𝙸𝙽 @noharaiiisms]

⠀ ⠀your, very wrong, opinion,
is your opinion.

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ 𝓨𝓞𝓦𝓐𝓘 Ω︎ 𝓜𝓞 @PurgatoryWizard]

. . . . . .

I’d call you that if I meant it.

[ུ˚❀ 𝙽𝙾𝙷𝙰𝚁𝙰, 𝚁𝙸𝙽 @noharaiiisms]

⠀ ⠀i’m not adorable, thank you.
i’m beautiful, get it right.

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ 𝓨𝓞𝓦𝓐𝓘 Ω︎ 𝓜𝓞 @PurgatoryWizard]

Me, POUT?

That’s almost as adorable of a insult as you.

[ུ˚❀ 𝙽𝙾𝙷𝙰𝚁𝙰, 𝚁𝙸𝙽 @noharaiiisms]

⠀ ⠀a library full of books… hmm?
you have yourself a deal.
⠀ ⠀just don’t pout when you inevitably lose.

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ 𝓨𝓞𝓦𝓐𝓘 Ω︎ 𝓜𝓞 @PurgatoryWizard]

I’ll buy you a library full of books if I lose.

If you lose, you have to do my version of fun.

[ུ˚❀ 𝙽𝙾𝙷𝙰𝚁𝙰, 𝚁𝙸𝙽 @noharaiiisms]

⠀ ⠀what’s your wager?

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ 𝓨𝓞𝓦𝓐𝓘 Ω︎ 𝓜𝓞 @PurgatoryWizard]

We can bet money on it.

[ུ˚❀ 𝙽𝙾𝙷𝙰𝚁𝙰, 𝚁𝙸𝙽 @noharaiiisms]

⠀ ⠀sure, anything’s possible.

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ 𝓨𝓞𝓦𝓐𝓘 Ω︎ 𝓜𝓞 @PurgatoryWizard]

I can make that happen.

[ུ˚❀ 𝙽𝙾𝙷𝙰𝚁𝙰, 𝚁𝙸𝙽 @noharaiiisms]

⠀ ⠀the day you’re actually able to offend me,
is the day hell freezes over.

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ 𝓨𝓞𝓦𝓐𝓘 Ω︎ 𝓜𝓞 @PurgatoryWizard]

I’ll get better at, got nothing but time sweetheart.

[ུ˚❀ 𝙽𝙾𝙷𝙰𝚁𝙰, 𝚁𝙸𝙽 @noharaiiisms]

⠀ ⠀i’m plenty of fun,
you’re just bad
⠀ ⠀at offending me.

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ 𝓨𝓞𝓦𝓐𝓘 Ω︎ 𝓜𝓞 @PurgatoryWizard]

Lame, you’re no fun either.