Chris

Taking corporations to task, one gripe at a time

[Chris @nohbdyblank]

@SkankfestNYC https://t.co/rl7J1qvP4q

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@peacock why does your "family profile" setting still push R rated content on my screen? I'm trying to do this because your dating shows in my main menu are ANNOYING.

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@PeacockTVCare I just set my profile to "Family" so that I could stop having sexual programming pushed up to the top of my suggestions, only to find out it still promotes R rated content on the main menu. What the hell is wrong with you?

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@TennisChannel @TennisChannel I can't take it anymore... I like the raw sound of tennis matches. One time HBO Max allowed me to take the commentary off entirely and it was beautiful. Having the audio dominated by absolute nonsense has me switching to the Tour de France

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@TennisChannel can you make the matches full screen? Is there anyone watching the Italian Open thinking "these three people sitting at a desk in a studio are riveting!"?

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@TennisChannel Having people prattle on about fashion on top of a live tennis match because it's "women's day" is infantile

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@TennisChannel Your commentators babbling about stuff unrelated to the match on the screen suuuuuuuuuck

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@peacock a large percentage of the population still considers "G**damn" the worst curse word a person can use. The fact that you have this commercial playing on your main menu and in Tour de France commercial spots is abhorrent.

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@UPS That's really helpful to know my package could show up at any time between 10am and 9pm. Are you stuck in last century? How can you not be more specific?

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@BarclaysBankUS No option to chat with someone online for help like a normal company. I am going to leave my address information incorrect because your website is busted and I can't talk to anybody to update it

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@BarclaysBankUS your customer service is atrocious. I called and the AI wasted about 5 minutes of my life realizing it can't help before sending me to a person who asked for a verbal password that I don't remember and then wanted me to call another number to fix that issue.

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@realDonaldTrump @POTUS Now that there are no taxes on tips, how about no taxes on sales commissions?

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@Dannyjokes @BornLik23266

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@mtgreenee That's some blasphemous shit sliding down Mt. Greene this morning

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@progressive can't protect you from becoming your parents because they consistently broadcast humor for people in their 60s/70s

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@Chase Total bullsh*t that I can't get an old inactive card number to file a police report for a stolen card. What am I going to do with my own inactive credit card number, try to make declined charges under my own name? If I didn't have so much tied to my account I would close

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@CBSSunday Chris and Melinda Andrews at Edinburgh Castle #SundayTODAY.

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@kcemenike @MichaelWolffNYC A convicted pedophile rapist palling around with the the man who is seeking presidential election is in the same category of fucked up as transing kids

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This is an an awesome match but i hate it. These women could/should have done 25% of this. This is so unnecessarily painful/dangerous that it is hard to watch. @AEW should probably be shut down by the department of health and human services https://t.co/rWluDVoYYH via @YouTube

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@ChickfilA please, for the love of our Father, make sure that your ads never run on Sundays. How am I expected to see photos of your sandwiches when there is no way for me to procure one?