nohl mat

[dani @cutestsmallest]

every time I get on a plane they invent a new boarding group so far back that is for only me

[Vick Vinegar @vickvinegarxx]

Chud dinner while this couple loves each other mexicanly

[maya @mayaviatwitta]

we’ll jump off that bridge when we get to it

[bonnie @fwrosting]

all ur boyfriend does is smoke and give you meat bitch ur dating a bbq

[ирис @saltwatermp3]

If we are ever playing chess together and you take my horse you are dead to me. I like him

[grace @gracefishlove]

Sorry about the mean things i said when i was right

[. @playboicurrryy]

saying "are our" in a sentence

[clown baby @clownbusting]

goodwill manager just walked in on me naked and vaping #lawsuit

[LJ 🦧 @crotchner2]

sports bra so tight it feels like I’m microdosing being nonbinary

[audrey @amatrxx]

When this covid shit is over ima go to the gym and get a gf

[spongebob @spongebob7117]

im so hungry i could eat the gap between what i said and what i meant

[laev 𐧉 @hvtnn]

gay thoughts or son daughter

[alex @vaudevillehook]

Is rack city walkable

[tife 🎀 @bolutifee___]

i want to go clubbing with someone i have intense lust for.

[Kali @Kali_de_Armas]

yeah i'm addicted to porn. por'n a big tall glass of wine! i'm an alcoholic

[m @skitzocat]

the dead horse is beating me

[• @yducknow]

how it feels to speak during a work meeting when u are under 30

[m @msnetik]

how it feels to get all the wheat in Catan