ben

Just a Bert trying to make it in a world full of Ernies. Proud owner of a pet rock named Gary. #livingthedream

[ben @noidedschizo1]

who up theying they them

[ben @noidedschizo1]

racing against sports cars and winning in my shitbox of a car makes my dick a lil hard

[Crying Orc @orc1917]

my job is really stressful but at least the pay is bad

[ben @noidedschizo1]

i bought minecraft when it came out when i was 7 years old and now i am 20 crying to the minecraft movie. literally where did the time go.

[ben @noidedschizo1]

me trying to decide if i should spend hundreds of dollars to fix my car engine so it can actually run or to fix my almost dead brakes so they dont fail and i crash and die

[ben @noidedschizo1]

blasting 1D going 90mph on the freeway while smoking a cigarette is what life is really about

[Choptimus Prime @mikesmicYT]

7 when 6 asked where 9 was

[ben @noidedschizo1]

clairo not winning her grammy is my 9/11.

[ben @noidedschizo1]

just got recognized by the deez nutz guy #famous #lifeisbeautiful

[ben @noidedschizo1]

@drnknbttrfli bro me and bowie with the constant lingering smell of buldak ramen in our room😭

[makgeolli culkin @duduyeule]

i feel so comforted by willem dafoe’s presence in a movie… felt so perturbed watching nosferatu until he appeared

[ben @noidedschizo1]

i feel like im in geometry dash when i listen to lane boy by twenty one pilots while driving

[ben @noidedschizo1]

“let cold brews dye their hair 2025.” -bowie

[ben @noidedschizo1]

pheobe bridgers playing in this taco bell life is beautiful

[ben @noidedschizo1]

everything bad that could possibly ever happen to a person has happened to me this year but at least i got to go to portland w my bae

[ben @noidedschizo1]

im so sleep deprived i deadass thought my gfs cat was my dead dog.