sam

he/him

free palestine

[Alex @midsmoker34]

I wish the popcorn at amc got you high

[sam @noilos]

"china has shitty air quality and does a lot of pollution, it must be because they are stupid" i say from the country that moved all of the air shittifier pollution factories to china 50 years ago

[sam @noilos]

guys with business degrees think that knowing a big truck brought the food to the walmart makes them really intelligent

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

DONALD TRUMP: Baal, who we all know, the great patron of Carthage and we love when he brings prosperity — perhaps more even than God?

CHUCK SCHUMER: There is nothing “Sigma” about fascism

INDIE GAME DEV: I am making a game where you play as a groundhog taking the subway to work

[sam @noilos]

this summer we're making friendship go viral 💪

[sam @noilos]

been about a year since that abundance book came out. the only success the yimby movement has had since is destroying various black neighborhoods to build data centers. weren't we supposed to be building housing or something

[TrueAnon @TrueAnonPod]

President Trump Stake ad

[sam @noilos]

@pissvortex he popped off on tiktok. he fakes being a "game theory" college professor on youtube when he's actually doing his lectures in a middle school in beijing. he doesn't have any degree. hes really just a "pyramids werent built by egyptians" type guy

[sam @noilos]

i was wrong about this, mj lenderman is mitski for guys. geese is car seat headrest but straight

[sam @noilos]

cameron winter is a cia experiment to see if they could make mitski for guys

[sam @noilos]

the oft forgotten pick me male

[sam @noilos]

heart failure and obesity is gods way of punishing americans for imperialism. trying to fight it will actually only send you further into hell when you die

[sam @noilos]

woman with botox telling you to avoid microplastics

[sam @noilos]

@pissvortex conservative "thinkers" have been adopting ideas from the left recently. fuentes likes to talk about forming a right-left populist alliance and "ruling for a hundred years"

i don't believe them, they're just doing regular grifter shit and know where the winds are blowing

[sam @noilos]

punnet square of 2028 presidential candidates is so interesting because we could easily have

a populist left demsoc OR a milquetoast tech democrat
vs
a populist right fascist OR a milquetoast bush era republican

any combo of those is probably catastrophic besides one

[sam @noilos]

woke up to a huge payout from kalshi betting on santa spreading joy to all the good boys and girls yet again this christmas

[Caleb Pitts @calebpitts1997]

I’m going to buy the Playboy Mansion and rename it to the Respect Mansion #LifeGoal

[sam @noilos]

if we all pretend that we think bill looked really cool and badass and that trump is gay as hell for not wanting to be associated maybe we can trick them into showing us the rest

[Alex @midsmoker34]

I just hope Peter gets Lois a thoughtful gift this Christmas and not something last minute like usual. I know he loves her but she deserves something real this year

[sam @noilos]

of course they know they're wrong but if they can get a bunch of dumbass libs to give their snarky qrts then they get to rake in twitter blue bucks. that's literally all that's going on. just ignore those posts and move on with ur life

[sam @noilos]

if u engage the right on the "which side has more violence" debate on here im sorry to say you are getting rage baited