a『an

he/him

[a『an @noimalann]

will you be my soulja gorl?

[Zac - Immortal @WhosImmortal]

Just financed a door in Zombies, life is good

[Hoops Crave @HoopsCrave]

Kanye West on wishing Kim the best:

"I can't wish her the best because she would end up with me"

[Miilato @miiilato]

“man I wish I had today off”
me on my days off:

[smol silly cat @Catsillyness]

"Please help... she ate without YouTube"

[Jorbis @J0RBIS]

Coworker: “How was your long weekend? What’d you get up to?”

Me:

[Girl Undertow @girlundertow]

idk who traumatized you but you don’t need to pay me back for your $7 drink

[𝗚𝗿𝗮𝗰𝗲. @graciell__]

Two types of friends :

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

I’ve never heard anybody say “play some jay z”