Alex

every word we speak, we cast a spell

[Alex @noimalex]

That time I got locked in a chicken coop for 30 minutes

[Alex @noimalex]

If I text you “Have fun.” Just know I hope you have the worst night

[Alex @noimalex]

“Omg you’ve lost so much weight! How did you do it?”
✨depression✨

[Alex @noimalex]

Songs no longer allowed to play in my car. @katya_zamo

[Alex @noimalex]

Davida Wagner is the reason I’m a crunchy mom

[THC Humor 💹🧲 @THChumor]

Me going to retrieve my blunt from someone it wasn't supposed to go to

[Alex @noimalex]

Cannot believe my talents are being wasted in Ohio

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Churches are a cult.

[Alex @noimalex]

@honeybbanne I have so many questions

[THC Humor 💹🧲 @THChumor]

I'm still tryna find this strain

[… @Dreadful4Tymes]

I say this with the most respect I can muster…y’all are really a stupid group of people

[CHIKA 🧚🏾‍♂️ @oranicuhh]

all this instead of just hiring an actual plus sized actor is fucking nuts

[Alex @noimalex]

Had an actual Nightmare last night that Heddleston was lecturing me about women’s rights 😭😭😭

[Alex @noimalex]

@Tee_Baby_45 No cuz catch me in these real quick

[Alex @noimalex]

@Tee_Baby_45 I miss you sm too!!!

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

yall take twitter too serious im here to lie n giggle like a sIut

[Alex @noimalex]

This is wild lmfaoo

[Whores of Yore @WhoresofYore]

This is the legendary burlesque artist & 'vaginiste', Honeysuckle Devine. She was once described as a 'one woman slum', & had one of the most extraordinary acts in the history of burlesque.

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[Alex @noimalex]

Can’t stand the hoes that ask are you okay and then turn the conversation towards themselves.

[Alex @noimalex]

I hit that Notify anyway button and close out the app like I’m running up the stairs after turning off the light.

[out of context hannah montana @OCHannahMontana]

i can buy myself flowers