cheggy croke

annoying but in a good way ! they/them

[cheggy croke @noiodine]

me making some BULLLSHIITTTTT

[cheggy croke @noiodine]

pumpkin espresso vodka baileys blended in ice and a powdered doughnut garnish

[cheggy croke @noiodine]

last two tweets is just fomo posting oh my god where is my zest for life

[cheggy croke @noiodine]

seeing people post that they’re getting drinks with friends and feeling sad because I wish I was doing that

[cheggy croke @noiodine]

seeing the kids in my neighborhood play outside makes me very happy but also fills me with a deep sadness because I wish i had something fun to do outside

[hunni 👁️‍🗨️✨ @bloodiedblkgwrl]

these sentiments implying that certain jobs are beneath you based on your education level contributes to the hierarchy of labor corps use to justify underpaying everyone in service, retail, and hospitality jobs

[cheggy croke @noiodine]

from now on I will be heavily vetting men before they enter my home

[cheggy croke @noiodine]

home alone and getting a blink doorbell notification is the equivalent to having a dog and it barking at nothing

[cheggy croke @noiodine]

ONLY issue about our lesbian household is no one knows anything about cars… on of us needs to become the youtube mechanic and it ain’t me

[cheggy croke @noiodine]

I consume cherry tomatoes in excess

[cheggy croke @noiodine]

was just thinking this the other day

[j @meadandjuniper]

It’s weird there aren’t more savory drinks. Take broth for instance. There are so many broths I would absolutely drink straight out of a mug. So how come there’s no Starbucks for broths? Am I just weird?

[cheggy croke @noiodine]

ugh little did I know It would send me into minor psychosis and now i’m not taking any meds at all <3

[cheggy croke @noiodine]

getting my meds changed … suddenly… feeling optimistic

[cheggy croke @noiodine]

bitches be like “something sinister is going on” and it’s alcoholism 💔

[cheggy croke @noiodine]

for every day my kitchen and bathroom aren’t finished i’m going to c*t myself and send them a picture

[cheggy croke @noiodine]

how do you very nicely tell the contractor who is working on your house that not having a complete place to live is taking a toll on your mental health

[cheggy croke @noiodine]

taking a bath because i’m in horrible pain and my cat strolls up and starts obsessing over drinking my bath water like please have some decorum oh my god

[cheggy croke @noiodine]

in order to do something, the circumstances have to be just right… and that’s why i end up not doing anything at all

[cheggy croke @noiodine]

how do you properly articulate jokes and sarcasm

[cheggy croke @noiodine]

taylor swift could sing “i love shitting on my toilet!” in a new song and her fans would be like “omg the lyricism 😍” and then buy the album in every form of physical media… what is wrong with you people

[cheggy croke @noiodine]

Having a peanutbutter sandwich in my bag at the doctors office feels like having a loaded gun on me

[cheggy croke @noiodine]

How are you pro life and pro gun but you just died getting shot 😭😭😭