Alan Smith

Dark entity summoned by Victorian occultists. Protagonista de una epica Griega.

[Alan Smith @noirdelillahs]

Where is my hair? I didn't deserve to be scalped like this https://t.co/7PLvQ5iiM2

[Facu @FacuFajardo]

No es homofobia, es cojerte a tu hermano en una isla https://t.co/IAoz5Ib7Z3

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

fact: everyone whom still uses twitter and listened to summertime sadness by lana del rey on repeat for all of 2012 is now gay, true story

[Alan Smith @noirdelillahs]

I am deceased https://t.co/2lEFGNbMIu

[Alan Smith @noirdelillahs]

Why ignore me when you can adore me?

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

Aphrodite and Medusa are such sick names like why aren't they used more??!! imagine someone coming up to you and being like 'my name's Aphrodite' like BiTCH

[adam @brokeangeI]

me after talking shit with my friend on facetime for 3 hours: everyone should be nicer😌❤️🌻💞🌈🦋

[Alan Smith @noirdelillahs]

@alexcarterph I was watching Dr. 90210 el de las cirujias plastic as y vaina en E! Desde los 7 lmao life is good

[✨ Aja Miyake Mugler ✨ @ajaoxum]

This bitch tipped me a fucking Mc chicken https://t.co/6IxbObqGri

[josh hall @joshwillhall]

My boyfriend: *leaves the room*

The fbi agent in my webcam: No I totally see what you mean.

Me: right? He's weird today. How's your husband?

FBI agent: he wants us to open our marriage

Me: that's rough janet.

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

ok but everyone in ancient greece was gay and all gods were just messy bitches who lived for drama