Doug Boemler Wareing

That guy you knew back when we went to that place with the thing that one time. Managing Director at AkinsParker Florida

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@DanielOyefusi Thanks for all the great work in Miami! Loved having you on the beat and podcast.

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@NateSilver538 Why would you expect or even want a computer to determine morality? That’s not what they do.

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@usatriathlon Thanks so much!

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@usatriathlon The link to the "Help" section on your website (https://t.co/mo6H98vPkp) doesn't seem to work anymore. How can I contact someone with a question about my membership?

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I think filing my fingernails is the closest I get to “artisan”.

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Back in NYC for work. It’s been two long years, and I find myself missing her. There really is no other city like it.

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@AdamArchuleta @Bengals @MiamiDolphins Hahaha. Well played, @AdamArchuleta I'm glad to hear we have a shared love of the Icky Shuffle. lol Nice job on the broadcast, just didn't love the story balance. Good luck on the season!

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Do @cbsgreggumbel, @AdamArchuleta, and @CBSSports just work for Cincinnati now? Endless talk about @Bengals, sideline interviews with their players… barely any conversation (and no interviews) about @MiamiDolphins unless it’s talking about Tua vs Burrows. #presesaon indeed

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Ok, finally an interview with @Lastname_Baker. Thank you.

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Me: Can I get a Dunkin' Midnight, but iced?
DD Employee: I'm sorry, we can't do that.
Me: But you have cups and ice?
DD Employee: They won't let us. But I can...

@dunkindonuts why are you stopping your people from serving customers? Is that the "loyal treatment"? So weird.

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“It is the responsibility of those in power to be human and humane.” @jerrycolonna on @Gimletmedia #WithoutFail podcast

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When @matthewmercer references #spinaltap during @CriticalRole, all is right in the world. #smelltheglove

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Did y’all know that sea shanties are making a comeback? I know multiple teenagers who listen to them. My heart is full. #seashanties

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I can’t believe how long the smell of burnt toast lingers in my house. I mean “a house”.

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It's fun having a client who likes to stir things up!

IT’S TIME FOR KING GEORGE TO EXIT THE HEALTHCARE STAGE by Moira Schieke, MD https://t.co/RUchIsb1Xs

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@AngieAway @KirstenAlana @CNTraveler Rick should definitely listen to the “Conan O’Brien Needs a Friend” with Nick Offerman!

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@AngieAway “How I Built That with Guy Roz” - interviews with entrepreneurs. Pick a celeb you like on “Conan O’Brien Needs a Friend” for interview fun.

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“We don’t root for redemption anymore. We don’t actually care if people change. We don’t want them to become better. We want to watch them burn so we can sit back and temporarily feel better about our own lives.” - @jamiekilstein on social media mobs. Wow. Lot to unpack.

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If you tweet and nobody likes it...did you even tweet?

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@pudgenet My youngest, 14 yro, has an iPhone 5 and refuses to upgrade.