trailblazerkate

eaтιng pυѕнpopѕ and нυggιng ѕтrangerѕ

[trailblazerkate @noitskate]

Just looked at my bank account after a month of living like I actually earn a decent wage and looks like if I want to eat I’m going to have to download fucking tinder again

[trailblazerkate @noitskate]

@GuntherEagleman This you? Switch up because daddy trump said so?

[trailblazerkate @noitskate]

The curb, my enemy? Or my lover?

[trailblazerkate @noitskate]

Pizza over cooked and extra crust pls

[M.S @MalaakSafa]

"Not every single woman has a scary story about a man" Yes they do. I promise you that they do.

[trailblazerkate @noitskate]

Come from a long line of nosey bitches

[trailblazerkate @noitskate]

Eldest daughters who have to go cancel out their fathers vote rise up

[trailblazerkate @noitskate]

Guys we still have like 20 days of summer please simmer down

[trailblazerkate @noitskate]

“That was rude” like ok that was the point

[trailblazerkate @noitskate]

No chicken chow mein? Count me out

[trailblazerkate @noitskate]

“Oh you’re a hater” damn right

[trailblazerkate @noitskate]

Emotional support penjamin

[trailblazerkate @noitskate]

“I met Goldie Hawn, we went shopping then she for some reason had me arrested” - my dementia patient

[trailblazerkate @noitskate]

House floods, it’s pms week and Adam’s gone for the week. Grippy sock vacay looking hella tempting

[trailblazerkate @noitskate]

Cheese and cracker slut

[trailblazerkate @noitskate]

It’s giving preventable disease

[trailblazerkate @noitskate]

Can’t handle the heat that’s for sure

[trailblazerkate @noitskate]

Everyone is missing

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

I enjoy earning PC Opium points

[trailblazerkate @noitskate]

Missing when my frontal lobe wasn’t developed yet

[trailblazerkate @noitskate]

Mind my own business? No thanks.