matthew💫

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[matthew💫 @noitsnotej]

its acc too warm (insta saw it first xo)

[☆オードリーAudrey☆ @aitaikimochi]

Epona doing that horse meme, help 😭

[matthew💫 @noitsnotej]

@zeldawook the last one is SO CUTEEE

[matthew💫 @noitsnotej]

OoT remake came today and ended up being the foiled version I am SO BLESSED 🥰🥰

[k @kxsmo]

Still the best tweet of all time

[matthew💫 @noitsnotej]

genuinely so done with hinge men like we hit it off, get socials and then bam it’s over like be brave and acc tell me ur not interested for once

[matthew💫 @noitsnotej]

do i message my ex from last year hmmmm 👀

[euan @blondngone]

ok maddie

[matthew💫 @noitsnotej]

ordered a costume when I had halloween plans and it’s just arrived and I no longer have plans and will be alone not crying at all rn 🤧

[Roony @Roonysters]

A threesome but it’s me getting fucked by depression and capitalism

[Leevs x 🌙🪐 @HelloItsLevi]

A nation mourns x #CelebrityTraitors

[rebecca of New Farm Heights 🌈 @GutterTwits]

Fuck me. Here I was having a senior's meal at Geebung RSL today and who shows up but Elton fkn John.

I guess he's fallen on hard times.

It can happen to anyone.

I slipped him a fiver on the way out.

[VEsper (extremely cool) @SANMARlNO]

job market in the uk right now be like

[yash 🇧🇷 @yashwhat7ver]

instagram should have an option to extend your story beyond 24 hours if the person you posted it for hasn’t seen it yet

[remx @biigrem]

ABBA has a song for literally every human experience. having a crush, being broke, getting dumped, making up, turning 17, watching your daughter grow up, being horny, defeating the French… they really covered every possible situation

[matt.🦇 @painremainsx]

“AI is replacing us”

Oh yeah? I’d love to see AI crash out over someone they aren’t even dating

[taylor @blondedtaylor]

Me

[matthew💫 @noitsnotej]

@23luca9c hey hi HELLO

[Culture Gems ⛐ @rpmculture]

Spooky 🐱