Barliman Butterbur

sack of shit

[Barliman Butterbur @noj_johnson]

4/20 blaze it more like Luke 4:20 praise it am I right

[Barliman Butterbur @noj_johnson]

Pretty amazing we put a guy into office who has “convicted felon” really low on his list of awful shit he’s done.

I guess all I can hope is he leads like a US president is supposed to instead of continuing to purposely divide the country. Good deal.

[Barliman Butterbur @noj_johnson]

Just voted at my 7th different location for the rizzler and big justice. Make sure you get out and rig the election today

[The Y'all Squad @TheYallSquad]

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[Barliman Butterbur @noj_johnson]

ust gave my 13 month old niece a zyn and she just started levitating

[Minnesota Timberwolves @Timberwolves]

gone but not forgotten.

RT and follow for a chance to win this 1 of 1 jersey.

[Barliman Butterbur @noj_johnson]

They should arrest me for vandalism the way I’m out here spray painting bathrooms

[Barliman Butterbur @noj_johnson]

My daylist 💅

[Barliman Butterbur @noj_johnson]

@BenFromCollege Benny big time!!!!!!

[The Spectator Index @spectatorindex]

BREAKING: Imprisoned Russian opposition politician Alexei Navalny is dead

[Barliman Butterbur @noj_johnson]

*At CVS* Yeah I’ll take a #9 (Horny goat weed and smelling salts)

[Minnesota Twins @Twins]

Congratulations Joe Mauer on being elected to the National Baseball Hall of Fame!

[Barliman Butterbur @noj_johnson]

@BenFromCollege Incredible psychological warfare being played here. Inspirational

[Barliman Butterbur @noj_johnson]

Woke up at 2:30 this morning and couldn’t fall back asleep but at least I didn’t miss my dentist appointment

[Barliman Butterbur @noj_johnson]

@No_Boll_Shit

[Barliman Butterbur @noj_johnson]

I just discovered that a kink of mine is when people get pulled over for speeding in a school zone

[Barliman Butterbur @noj_johnson]

@BenFromCollege Great take

[Barliman Butterbur @noj_johnson]

European toilets cannot handle the 5 different kinds of smoke I’m throwing at it

[Barliman Butterbur @noj_johnson]

@mjjadz The except feels unnecessary here. That’s a bonus in my book

[Barliman Butterbur @noj_johnson]

@BenFromCollege Ben, I hope you have had a great couple of weeks. You deserve it.