the notorious m.g.p. 🦂

she/her • historian & local dumbass

[the notorious m.g.p. 🦂 @nolamars]

A reminder:

[Yesika Salgado 🍉✨ @YesikaStarr]

On Resolutions

& if the sadness swallows you
& you cry without knowing what hurts
& your bed knows you better than your legs
& you watch more lives than you live

it’s fine.
morning comes for you too
breath still visits your lungs
you choose to stay everyday
& that is enough

[hard feelings @thesadbaby]

energy for 2026 ✨

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Claim it!

[the notorious m.g.p. 🦂 @nolamars]

LMAO LIFE IS FUNNY HAPPY 2026 🎉

[simi @simimoonlight]

Anne Hathaway is always on the right side of history. That’s why she don’t age.

[the notorious m.g.p. 🦂 @nolamars]

🙃

[the notorious m.g.p. 🦂 @nolamars]

forgot to order dry shampoo smh

[the notorious m.g.p. 🦂 @nolamars]

sobreeee sobreeee 🙃

[the notorious m.g.p. 🦂 @nolamars]

OH

[the notorious m.g.p. 🦂 @nolamars]

shaky shaky shaky

[the notorious m.g.p. 🦂 @nolamars]

Can y’all stop posting the whole fucking movie on your stories??? Wtf

[the notorious m.g.p. 🦂 @nolamars]

🙃

[the notorious m.g.p. 🦂 @nolamars]

@Oh_Chelly 😂

[the notorious m.g.p. 🦂 @nolamars]

whoopsiessss

[the notorious m.g.p. 🦂 @nolamars]

yes I’m bitter idc

[the notorious m.g.p. 🦂 @nolamars]

whoever at the marias secret show, ya moms a hoe 🙃

[the notorious m.g.p. 🦂 @nolamars]

QUE FLOJERAAAAAAA