Nolan Abner

I really only get on here during OU football games

[Nolan Abner @nolan_abner]

What a beautiful thing it is to be alive.

[Nolan Abner @nolan_abner]

A bat flew into my truck while driving to work. Pandemic averted.

[Nolan Abner @nolan_abner]

"A government big enough to give you everything you want, is a government big enough to take away everything that you have."

-President Gerald Ford

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All this misinformation being spread by Karens on Facebook is getting out of hand.

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Life Hack: If you work in the healthcare industry you’re much less likely to be told to not come into work during worldwide pandemics. You might get exposed to potential. COVID-19 patients daily, but at least your bills will get paid. 🤗

[Nolan Abner @nolan_abner]

I just witnessed a woman use a tax exempt card at Canes... I’ve seen it all.

[Nolan Abner @nolan_abner]

Am I the only one who functions better on 5-6 hours of sleep rather than the “standard” 8?

[Nolan Abner @nolan_abner]

Let’s go back to 2019, leave the slot machine type scrolling things from Instagram, and come back to 2020. 🤙🏼

[Nolan Abner @nolan_abner]

@kelcey_wright If you knew me you’d know that I’m anything but hostile! But have a happy new year and may 2020 be good to you!

[Nolan Abner @nolan_abner]

PSA: Nobody cares about your year in review. So you can go ahead and not post it on Instagram and Snapchat and save everyone the excessive tapping.

[Nolan Abner @nolan_abner]

Anyone else ever sleep for 11 hours and then wake up not knowing what planet you’re on? Cause same.

[Nolan Abner @nolan_abner]

The Captain of the Carnival Glory:

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@CiaraScotty The occasional song is okay. But not every. Single. Song.

[Nolan Abner @nolan_abner]

XM changed my favorite radio station to a Christmas music station. I hate Christmas music. #FirstWorldProblems

[Nolan Abner @nolan_abner]

Wisconsin... 👀👀

[Nolan Abner @nolan_abner]

BOOMER FREAKIN SOONER LETS GO!!

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Let’s go D!!

[Nolan Abner @nolan_abner]

You have got to be kidding me.

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