Nolan Deboy

PeriOp #murse 🩺

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

Sauce is my favourite food

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

Auntie Anne be puttin her whole pussy in them pretzels my word

[Laura Bassett @LEBassett]

We haven’t ruled out that bananas cause autism either. Should we put that on the website

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!

[Jum @JesterJum]

I will let the entire power grid go down and ruin everyone's lives before I set my home to 78°

Freaking terrarium home lizard people

[tom @tomiezequiel15]

buscando mis ganas de afrontar una nueva semana

[Danny Polishchuk @Dannyjokes]

I ask for Coke and they tell me they don’t have any

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

when I am struggling but remember there's always phone time in bed at the end of the day

[deedee megadoodoo @givemebudlight]

if they nuke us can they make sure to do it in the morning i don’t wanna work all fucking day just to come home and get nuked

[Charles J. Moore @charles270]

I keep seeing “we” are at war.

[lindsey ok @lindseyyok]

It’s every fucking day with this stupid fucking President swear to god

[morgan ⚡️ @morganbolts]

it's so fucking hilarious how every single person who posted about charlie kirk like it was the biggest tragedy to ever happen in the history of the world have NOTHING to say about every other death due to gun violence. just mindnumbingly hypocritical. embarrassing & disgusting

[J @JordizzleJ]

Holiday season over 😭😭, time to clock in tomorrow

[Aunt Babe @babesmithh]

I’ve tried everything to feel more Christmassy and it still feels like a random week in September

[𝓝. 𖤐🫧 @luvblessingz]

A weekend spent doing nothing is a weekend well spent.

[Hadas Weiss @weiss_hadas]

going into 2026 like

[𝐠𝐮𝐜𝐜𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐫 @____selah]

if stranger things was british it would be called bit odd innit

[Planet Of Memes @PlanetOfMemes]

Elf on the shelf? What happened?