Nolan

[USMNTTAKES @USMNTTAKES]

“You gotta root for Mexico. They’re cohosting with us and are from CONCACAF.”

Me celebrating both of Jude Bellingham’s goals:

[Cautiously Optimistic USA Fan @sadfcdfans]

BIG FIFA guy. Great organization. Always said this.

[Kieran @carebearkieran]

Trump got Britney Griner free, Kodak Black free, ASAP Free, and Balogun free….

This nigga might have done more for black people in this country than OBAMA! 😂

[Nolan @nolan_la93]

CAPE VERDE!!! 🇨🇻

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

🎉 happy birthday @balogun! 🎉

[Bussin' With The Boys @BussinWTB]

THE USMNT PLAY A WORLD CUP KNOCKOUT GAME TODAY 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Otrips | RDJ 🇺🇸🇧🇦 @Otrips12]

WAKE THE FUCK UP PATRIOTS ITS MATCHDAY🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅

[USMNT News @USMNTNews2]

Tomorrow, we go again. #USMNT

[Nolan @nolan_la93]

Gabi
Martinelli
Havertz

Arsenal players are dominating the World Cup today

[Nolan @nolan_la93]

Nah bro Japan deserved this win

[American Hooligans 🇺🇸⚽️ @AmericanHoolis]

GET TF UP IT’S A USMNT 🇺🇸 MATCH DAY!!!!!!!!!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[AO @AmericanOutlaws]

To everyone who is joining the @USMNT fandom…

WELCOME! This is a great place to be!

Let’s get you caught up…

[Ava 🇵🇹 @lanche]

It’s time to start the discussion

USA has a better team than England

[Sam Block @theblockspot]

I understand not everyone loves soccer.

But not loving the World Cup is absurd.

[USMNTTAKES @USMNTTAKES]

Why not us?

[USMNT 1ˢᵗ 🇺🇸🥇 @USMNTFirst]

really didn’t know how much better it would get…

Poch really changed us 🇺🇸🥲

[Lea @Lea_EFC]

“I’ve got zero Cape Verde in my DNA”

Me when Cape Verde score:

[Selene Mariposa @Selene_Mariposa]

The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world.

And they are not handling it well.
In the best possible way.

Here is what they are discovering:

Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time.
Free water at every restaurant. Just appears.
Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited.
Free chips and salsa before you even order.
Free warm bread with dinner.
Ice in drinks like civilized people.
Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact.
Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going.
Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it.
Ranch dressing by the gallon.
Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced.
Dental care that actually works.
Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s.

Then they found the grocery stores.

Five of them within one mile.
Each one the size of an aircraft hangar.
Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday.

The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes.
In silence.
Processing.

They finally understand why we do not have trains.

We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive.
Parking lots the size of small European countries.
Airports in every city worth visiting.

Why would we need trains.

The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle.
The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak.
The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre.
The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas.

Welcome to America.
Everything is free, enormous, air conditioned, comes with chips, and has five grocery stores within a mile that will sell you any cut of any animal you have ever imagined.

Write that down. 🦋

[ًًً @Xabiholic]

I don’t care what anyone says, this is slowly becoming the best World Cup I’ve ever witnessed.

[up the Eustace🇺🇲 @dcfcnetti]

These casuals dont know about USA dest😭😭 if i see one more “why is dest neymar now” tweet ill lose it