Cum, süsser Tod

Guts in the streets, Shinji in the sheets | ΦΣΚ | UMD | #BoS #HbZ |

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Me and the boys huddlin around the tv at the nye pregame like it’s 2018
https://t.co/XucIVpaOH3

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Bartender at my dog park whips up a killer old fashioned

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which way washed-up white boy?

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making my girldog read dudebro fiction

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When your mind wanders, attempt to steer it towards perceiving the present in greater detail. As opposed to organizing the ‘need tos’ and ‘want tos’ of your near and far future

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mmm camnel

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me and my warriorhound looking down on plebeians

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@timmytimmychppr one last ride 🙂‍↕️

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Nothing like alittle PWRBRU to wash down the MAX

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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Nothing like alittle PWRBRU to wash down the MAX

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Just watched a 35+er buy four “Vegas Drops” for his 3 35+er friends after 45 seconds of audible self-dissonance. His shit-eating grin would have you thinking he just truck-bombed a federal building in the American South Central. Life is just so beautiful.

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No one at the Carefirst sponsored ska show know my shit 100% linen, no blend 😤. (Ignore the adult woman riding the adult man to see over the non-existent crowd)

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Greatest decision of my entire life was about 5 years ago when I decided to become a starer. You are being interesting in public? I will be staring. Neck at a 135 I do not care. We made eye contact? Okay cool, keep being weird so I can keep staring please.

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That late-night gyro, egg, and cheese bagel put me on a vision quest. It wasn’t just a dream. I really was a crop dust pilot in a Argentinian beach town. Her name was Sol and she was my wife. It wasn’t just a dream.

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Brother, I gotta be honest with you. You have neglected the Elder Sage for far too long. How will your rib ever heal? How will you ever be reborn?

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Shields up!

[DC Defenders @UFLDefenders]

WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS!!!! 🏆

DC IS TAKING HOME THE UFL CHAMPIONSHIP!!!

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Me every time I see a janitor: Hey man, you and your colleagues ever do pub trivia? Bc I think it would be really funny if you guys called yourselfs, “Off-Duty Mops.” Haha do you get it? Mops? Like Cops? Haha

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As soon as this hw is over. I’m switching to the hard stuff and watching YouTube videos about lost hikers and NOONE can stop me.

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First tequila soda double, splash of cran of the szn

[hey, ily! THE BAND!!! @heyilyforever]

listening to jeff rosenstock in weather above 50 degrees