When your mind wanders, attempt to steer it towards perceiving the present in greater detail. As opposed to organizing the ‘need tos’ and ‘want tos’ of your near and far future
Just watched a 35+er buy four “Vegas Drops” for his 3 35+er friends after 45 seconds of audible self-dissonance. His shit-eating grin would have you thinking he just truck-bombed a federal building in the American South Central. Life is just so beautiful.
No one at the Carefirst sponsored ska show know my shit 100% linen, no blend 😤. (Ignore the adult woman riding the adult man to see over the non-existent crowd)
Greatest decision of my entire life was about 5 years ago when I decided to become a starer. You are being interesting in public? I will be staring. Neck at a 135 I do not care. We made eye contact? Okay cool, keep being weird so I can keep staring please.
That late-night gyro, egg, and cheese bagel put me on a vision quest. It wasn’t just a dream. I really was a crop dust pilot in a Argentinian beach town. Her name was Sol and she was my wife. It wasn’t just a dream.
Me every time I see a janitor: Hey man, you and your colleagues ever do pub trivia? Bc I think it would be really funny if you guys called yourselfs, “Off-Duty Mops.” Haha do you get it? Mops? Like Cops? Haha