Nolan Lonn

just a Swagdaddy trying to do Swagdaddy things

[Nolan Lonn @nolanator6]

Feelin 30 years older with these new dr.scholls insoles... #FallenArch #SkateboardingRuinedMyLife

[Nolan Lonn @nolanator6]

Refraining from calling people out on the internet is tough #KeyboardWarriorVeteran

[Nolan Lonn @nolanator6]

Farting in crowded elevators is my jam #NoRagrets

[Nolan Lonn @nolanator6]

Langley bums me out soo hard #GetMeOuttaHere

[Nolan Lonn @nolanator6]

Anyone ever notice that Amanda Seyfried looks like an albino version of Mila Kunis?

[Nolan Lonn @nolanator6]

Getting back at drivers who cut you off feels good. #JeepBimbos #RicerFlyby

[Jimmy Tatro @JimmyTatro]

Hey man, just wanted to say that your 'ginger corn rows into mini man bun' haircut is one of the worst things I've ever seen in my life.

[Nolan Lonn @nolanator6]

Typing "cattitude" into instagram shows me how many crazy sad cat ladies there really are in this world

[Nolan Lonn @nolanator6]

I wish the blood clinic could see me rip off the bandaid they give me as soon as I exit the building #ToughGuy #IDoWhatIWant

[Nolan Lonn @nolanator6]

I find it ironic when Vegans say they love food #Irony

[Nolan Lonn @nolanator6]

You know when a model has hit rock bottom when all she posts on her instagram are health supplement endorsements #SellOut #TimesAreTough

[Nolan Lonn @nolanator6]

Been a long time since my exhaust has sat above the frame rails on my car #FeelsGoodMan #NoMoreLightShows #IfSparksDontFlyYourTooHigh

[Nolan Lonn @nolanator6]

Sometimes I wish I was a girl....just so I could get multitudes of Instagram followers for no reason #InstagramScam #DudeProblems

[Nolan Lonn @nolanator6]

I have no money #GoFundMe

[Nolan Lonn @nolanator6]

Some people drink coffee to wake up, I drink coffee as a laxative #BringOnThaPewps

[Nolan Lonn @nolanator6]

I think its time to build a miniramp at home #SeshForDays

[Ty @NashvilleVFL]

If you have to rely on alcohol to "have fun" , you're a boring ass person in my opinion...

[Nolan Lonn @nolanator6]

Shoutout to the goof who was throwin up the finger at me the whole drive home #KingOfTheRoad

[Nolan Lonn @nolanator6]

Tumblr is life... #FifteenAndFemale

[Nolan Lonn @nolanator6]

Today a bird pooped blood all over my windshield #IGottaSayItWasAGoodDay