Nolan DeHaven

[Nolan DeHaven @nolandehaven]

My first tweet in 7 years will contain 2 things that I am very passionate about. The @trailblazers suck. And Damian lillard deserves none of this bs. It’s embarrassing.

[Nolan DeHaven @nolandehaven]

Ryan Lochte ruined his legacy, but let's not pretend that he's the only guy mishandling the spotlight. He's just the guy who got caught.

[Nolan DeHaven @nolandehaven]

I cannot overstate the way I feel about Jack's Mannequin. Everything in Transit is lit.

[Nolan DeHaven @nolandehaven]

I hit a crisis every time I'm forced to change a password.

[Nolan DeHaven @nolandehaven]

@Andrewwwonggg I love her

[Nolan DeHaven @nolandehaven]

No. Not now APU...

[Nolan DeHaven @nolandehaven]

Chad Le Clos is a fool. Don't tempt Phelps.

[Nolan DeHaven @nolandehaven]

@dnak95 worst ever perhaps

[Nolan DeHaven @nolandehaven]

I think a universal prerequisite for the name Tom is that you must be 40 years or older. No one under that is "Tom"

[Mr. Portland @Mr_Portland]

Twitter: "TRUMP OR HILLARY?!"
Me:

[Nolan DeHaven @nolandehaven]

Off-putting kid at coffee shop asks "are you playing Pokemon go?" I hold up my book, as though it wasn't apparent I was reading.

[Nolan DeHaven @nolandehaven]

2 notes from Instagram update – 1: I hate snapchat / Instagram. 2: There is no number 2.

[Nolan DeHaven @nolandehaven]

The final scene of Bourne supremacy is actually GOAT

[Nolan DeHaven @nolandehaven]

Tbh I only check Facebook to read my philosophy professor's posts...

[Nolan DeHaven @nolandehaven]

@BraydenMiller31 @larryelder funny how empirical evidence adds value to a situation...

[Nolan DeHaven @nolandehaven]

Commercial claims, "these are real people, not actors"... As though actors aren't real people?

[Nolan DeHaven @nolandehaven]

@Nversoza0 this is great.

[Nolan DeHaven @nolandehaven]

@Nversoza0 *the best team sport*

[Nolan DeHaven @nolandehaven]

@__iLovePasta__ deodorant...

[Nolan DeHaven @nolandehaven]

Just shared a moment with a guy driving another GTI where we drafted off of each other for 5 minutes. It was awesome.