Andrea Something

[danizera @_danizera]

Prazeres da vida adulta:

- Dormir em casa
- Comer em casa
- Ver filmes em casa
- Voltar para casa
- Curtir o silêncio da casa
- Não sair de casa

[Monica Best @btckeeker]

I wonder if the Microsoft Outlook engineers are stuck in their own vicious cycle of Authenticator prompts?

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

To the Microsoft employees desperately trying to bring Outlook back online, please don’t push yourselves too hard. Your health matters more than any deadline. Take a long weekend, relax, and come back Monday feeling refreshed. You’ve worked hard enough this week, and I promise those 400 unread emails aren’t going anywhere.

[Hpi @Hpias2]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough me time after work

[Brandon Walker @BFW]

Refs should be arrested for what they just did to the Florida State Seminoles.

[safadenha @ousafadenha]

Eu me recusando a dormir porque não tive tempo suficiente para mim depois do trabalho

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

There are people out there who don’t even know what Teams is. They’ve never used Outlook and have never had to log in 47 times a day through Microsoft Authenticator. They’re living the best life imaginable.

[Kristen @Kica333]

My main goal when I’m out in public is to not run into anyone I know.

[jynx @miiagarro]

how do i explain to people that i can just slip into my nonverbal mood and it has nothing to do with them

[Mamello🧚🏽‍♀️ @MelloFelicia1]

You ever look at old photos of yourself and realize how insanely fucking thin you were but you thought you were fat?

[yagi @yducknow]

Uber driver: 🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐
me: 🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐
Uber driver:🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐

me: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

forever in a rush to get home and do nothing but lie down.

[kat @yslnadi]

me trying to fix my sleep schedule but the world is so nice and quiet from 12-5am

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i am at the age where i understand that paying a little extra for convenience and comfort is absolutely okay.

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

the way i forget stuff at my age, i just know it's over for me after 50😭😭

[eva edxn @evaedxn]

I’m no longer looking for love, I’m now looking for insider information on publicly traded companies

[Jum @JesterJum]

Not to sound geriatric but...you know what i miss?

Turning something on and it just works.

No account setup. No app download. No QR code. No "sign in to continue".

Just plug it in and it does the thing its supposed to do.

[Andrea Something @nolegirldree]

@jeriquewalker3 Christmas would have been canceled much sooner 😆

[Andrea Something @nolegirldree]

@DevanHunan She looks AMAZING

[Andrea Something @nolegirldree]

@unreMARKLEble I feel like she borrowed the dress from Abigail bc here she is last month in a different Heidi dress that’s also super unflattering. The dresses are just ill fitting. The color is pretty though! I usually like her style choices but she needed a pedi 😳 & the dress is bad