Michael Nolan

father, husband, criminal defense attorney, 311

[Michael Nolan @noles311]

@ZaslowShow being such a PJ fan but also not wanting new music…you know about that Gaslight Anthem?

[Michael Nolan @noles311]

@cvspharmacy having sick people touch the same touch screen all day in order to sign in at the pharmacy is opposite to hygiene and health. Profits > health

[Michael Nolan @noles311]

@AdamSchefter @AP Can we stop making it “news” that someone pleads not guilty at their arraignment? Everyone does…literally everyone.

[Michael Nolan @noles311]

@wemby start calling yourself the Ice Seal…Phoque Ice

[Michael Nolan @noles311]

@LeBatardShow does Dave Dameshek sound like a muppet Paul Finebaum?

[Michael Nolan @noles311]

@10DayTony need your Cuban expertise. Going here (Long Island based Cuban restaurant)- https://t.co/e4JIliKjFR. Aside from croquettes, what should I get?

[Michael Nolan @noles311]

@DavidPSamson She’d open herself up to discovery which would unearth who knows what. Never happening.

[Michael Nolan @noles311]

@__ChrisCote I need you to weigh in here and, no, that’s not a veiled fat joke. Better bite on a piece of watermelon - closer to the rind or further away from the rind?

[Michael Nolan @noles311]

@JuJuGotti @LeBatardShow @__ChrisCote better bite of watermelon - top of the slice or closer to the rind? I’m a closer to the rind guy

[Michael Nolan @noles311]

@billygil just making sure you know life hack on getting Sharpie off things it shouldn’t be on - wipe it with hand sanitizer #girldad

[Michael Nolan @noles311]

I’ll even let the “Iss-lip” slide (Islip airport pronounced “eye-slip”)…but also who cares

[Michael Nolan @noles311]

@DarthAmin you are the MVP of @LeBatardShow the last couple weeks and it’s not close

[Michael Nolan @noles311]

@MerriamWebster @pnut

[Michael Nolan @noles311]

@duiattorneytab Did not write this.

[Michael Nolan @noles311]

@barstoolsports I know Chris. Couldn’t meet a better dude. Happy you enjoyed @stoolpresidente His burgers might be even better

[Michael Nolan @noles311]

@DarthAmin if LeBron is defying gravity, @LeBatardShow is fying it

[Michael Nolan @noles311]

@lululemon just a heads up - the policy to provide a discount to doctors and nurses is great but excluding PA’s seems short-sighted. Consider expanding the discount to include PAs?

[Michael Nolan @noles311]

We’re in the end game here Danno @LeBatardShow

[Michael Nolan @noles311]

@MichaelRyanRuiz odd ask… Next time Charles Barkley is on the show, can you please ask him why he says jalapeños the way he does on the Subway commercials?

[Michael Nolan @noles311]

@10DayTony congrats! I have 3 girls…it’s the best. #girldad