King Mike

I tell no lies

[King Mike @nolieseverr]

Check one two

Is this thing on?

[King Mike @nolieseverr]

Glass Armour

[King Mike @nolieseverr]

@NHonestas @DruBat95 💀

[King Mike @nolieseverr]

@kinocopter lol

[King Mike @nolieseverr]

@Emp4thchan @peterthiel lol

[King Mike @nolieseverr]

@Emp4thchan 😛

[King Mike @nolieseverr]

#RaiseHail

[King Mike @nolieseverr]

Marcus Mariota used to be an adventurer like you

But then he took an arrow to the knee

[King Mike @nolieseverr]

Actually whilst watching ads on Amazon

I have found a worse ad

The Pepto Bismol ad

I mean the annoying catchy song

The gay actions when they say

“diarrhoea-harr”

The cringe I felt watching this was more than the cringe I felt watching cawg crying about his ex on camera.

[King Mike @nolieseverr]

You haven’t seen bad marketing

Until you have seen a Tampax ad on Amazon

[King Mike @nolieseverr]

A feminnazi only

[Retro Nation 👾 @RetroNationX]

Be honest, what kind of gamer looks at this and thinks, "Yeah, I wanna play as that"?

[King Mike @nolieseverr]

@ymnis_v1 No one likes it

So that’s says enough

Doesn’t need a long winded lore explanation

You don’t even have to play this game to know it is shit.

Play better games

[King Mike @nolieseverr]

Happy 1st of October to everyone who follows me

30 days until Halloween 🎃

[King Mike @nolieseverr]

@travelingflying It is the greatest win of being a Man

We get old and look better and do everything better

[King Mike @nolieseverr]

@BrittanyXVenti Did you know that it’s only the jealous and gay girls that turn into a nun for online engagement from based dudes.

That’s your racket Brittany, instead of showing ass you’re being a Muslim/nun asking her to cover up.

Mfers go so far right they turn into a fuckin Muslim lol

[King Mike @nolieseverr]

@BrittanyXVenti What wrong trying to show ass cheeks with a tiny ass like that, she’s doing charity work here for her ass I mean, I can’t see why it’s bad

[King Mike @nolieseverr]

England

Before it was England

2,000 years ago

[King Mike @nolieseverr]

@jackmeridan @TiffanyFong 🤣

[King Mike @nolieseverr]

@TiffanyFong So a guy with a nose job can box now? 🤣

[King Mike @nolieseverr]

There is only one explanation.

You are becoming

A Wolf 🐺

[King Mike @nolieseverr]

@LordDSofCanada @bear_ing 🤣

[King Mike @nolieseverr]

Bank Holiday Monday in this bitch be like