Noli French

I like theatre, photography, and retweeting IG: @tacoaddict // @frenchsfotos

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

the “i voted” sticker stays on during sex

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

what did the doctor say to the platypus?

sir you are in quite a pickle

[Oracle @LivingOracleX]

i love the unexpected friendships i made this year

[here's your reminder @tinycarebot]

💕: respond to your friends please

[here's your reminder @tinycarebot]

🍜: please take a quick second to eat something if you have not been eating regularly

[Discount🍉Emma🍉Stone (Taylor's Version) @Buffalojilll]

Me: make it a double

Bartender: *pouring a second Swiss Miss packet into my cup of hot water* long day?

[Get em banned. @wyettsworld]

How did we all get onto this extended car warranty call list because???

[yñg boy🥷🏾 @yngdrip]

Américains movies : we gotta save the world
The world :

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

anyone else just refreshing and refreshing and feeling frozen and numb in shock and fear right now

[Timothy Burke @bubbaprog]

Cops are taking selfies with the terrorists.

[The Percy Jackson Musical @LTMusical]

“my child is completely fine” your child is being chased by a minotaur

[8. @8akuaa]

Stop romanticising entrepreneurship. Not everyone can or wants to own a business. Stop making people feel shit cos they work a 9-5 or want to work one. Owning a business isn’t light work like you guys want it to seem.

[𝙍0̶̨̬͓̦̑̇̕͜𝘽𝘽1̶͓͈͒͆͗̏͠𝙀 @R0BB1_3]

American Presidential Debates be like " Do Black people matter? you have two minutes."

[Adrianna McIntyre (@adrianna.bsky.social) @onceuponA]

I can't believe I was ever told that women are too emotional to be president

[The Stowe Show @RyanMStowe]

Women literally have to share their location with friends on first dates.

[antifa kewpie @sillyassbilly]

if ur not livid ur on the wrong side

[peach @peachsweet_tea]

Let’s stop romanticizing the bodies we had when we were 16. We were literally children. We are adults now. We have hips, our boobs have been around for longer than 4 years, we are meant to have more fat on our bodies, cellulite is inevitable. Your peak is now, love yourself ✨

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

did you know that the moon is my enemy