Saw this bulbous head creature in my garden and thought it was one of the neighbour's ugly kids, so threw a brick at him to tell him to gtf. Anyway turns out it was one of the Zeta Reticulans, now they're at war with Earth. My bad lol but also it's kind of my neighbours fault too
@wilding_gyres Traditional storytelling would see both storylines converge with the rabbit being executed using the sharpened machete, however the young ladies here have taken the Larry David route, indicating both the futility of existence and the beauty of the open future namaste
@PolitlcsUK@billcurtis0 This is the same bullshit they pulled when they got caught handing those girls over to the gang in Rotherham, oh we didn't want to look racist. Fuck off you were complicit and these pigs are scum too
@MovieFilesLive I love how you have to watch every movie and TV show the instant it comes out , because some prick always spoils all the best parts within 24 hours
The most disastrous consequence of American globalism was Europeans saying βyβallβ and βainβtβ. Its like seeing a dog hold a spoon. Very unusual and very scary.
@RayTheGrouch I thought the most interesting part was when he said this movie was satirizing good movies whereas Airplane etc were satirizing bad ones, and I think that's a really interesting insight into the difference between stuff like Naked Gun and Scary Movie & how funny people find them
@clarke_bob64974@OfSelina@Nigel_Farage Are these normal thinking people to you? Wtf is wrong with the English, too much shite in the water it seems, many such cases
"It Only Takes One Lion" is out now! Cβmon Scotland! π΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ Ώπ¦
Watch the official music video: https://t.co/2p2f0gdY0M
π₯: @marisapmurdoch
The yanks being all over my timeline last week bragging about their amazing food; now all over my timeline putting pineapple that was already in sugar into more red and blue sugary shit. Like tick follows tock.